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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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 Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:13 am Post subject: Are you a GOD? I am. |
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Why, because I drive a motorcycle.
The cops can't mess with me, ajumas can't mess with me, and you can't mess with me. I can drive anywhere I please. I can drive as fast as I please. I can drive into your house and onto your bed and lay my bike down next to your wife and ask her how her day was and you can't do a damn thing about it, because I ride.
Seriously, if I had a 10 cent coin for every time I've done something naughty on my bike in plain sight of "the man" and got away with it, I'd have tens of dollars.
Taxi drivers are also GOD. And so are bus drivers.
We're the new religion. Deal. |
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Delirium's Brother
Joined: 08 May 2006
Location: Out in that field with Rumi, waiting for you to join us!
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One of the many things I've done in my life is drive a taxi. You're right, taxi drivers are god; but only at night. During the day you have to play nice with the other drivers.
A top sign is the key to a secret driving godhead. You really have to be breaking the rules a lot before the Man figures it's worth stopping you.
And recently, I've observed that Seoul is the taxi driver's Valhalla. |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:56 am Post subject: |
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You're only a motorbike GOD until you drive a bit too crazily. Then GOD appears in the form of a truck shearing off your left footpeg. Then you slowly become GOD again until DIVINE retribution in traffic clips your ANGEL's wings again, somehow, landing you on your BUTT for a spell, some pedestrian purgatory, as a short punishment pending bodily or motorbikical repairs.
But I know what you mean. You're flying by the seat of your pants and talking out of your ass! (well said!). |
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babtangee
Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Location: OMG! Charlie has me surrounded!
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:00 am Post subject: |
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| I wanna be mack the knife when I grow up and get a licence. |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| I wanna be mack the knife when I grow up and get a licence. |
Just remember....if you're not biker, you're little people. |
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DCJames
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| I wanna be mack the knife when I grow up and get a licence. |
Just remember....if you're not biker, you're little people. |
Please tell me God is riding something more powerful than a 125 cc Korean bike?? |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| Please tell me God is riding something more powerful than a 125 cc Korean bike?? |
God is well-endowed. |
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The Hierophant
Joined: 13 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:43 am Post subject: |
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We haul your trash, we ride your motor scooters. We guard you while you while you sleep.
Do not f*ck with us.
I love you.
I wish you long life and eternal strength.
Merry Christmas. |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:02 am Post subject: |
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 I became suspicious of all bikers after seeing this flick at a drive-in when I was an impressionable youth ...  |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| mack the knife wrote: |
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| Please tell me God is riding something more powerful than a 125 cc Korean bike?? |
God is well-endowed. |
found my new sig!  |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Are you a GOD? |
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, You Say YES! |
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PimpofKorea
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd ride a motorcycle in Korea..if they weren't so gay..come on man... 250CC is considered a big bike here!!!! Back in the states I had myself a Suzuki GSXR 750cc and a Yamaha R1 (1000CC) If you can ride one of them in Korea...then you're a god. I've been driving a car since my 3rd month in Korea and I think considering the stupidity of Korean drivers coupled with gay bikes.....driving a car is the best bet here... |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I think considering the stupidity of Korean drivers coupled with gay bikes.....driving a car is the best bet here... |
Generally speaking, yes. But remember, I'm a GOD.
For instance, one time some assmunch in a truck was tailgating me hard, so I flipped him the bird. He started to chase me, then he cut me off and slammed on the brakes, in traffic, right in front of me. I didn't lay down my bike, but I came close. I got off the bike, calmly walked up to his cab, and as he rolled down the window the cops drove up (no sh*t). I said in Korean "You wanna do this, f*ck-stick" and he started off with his bullsh*t jibber-jabber-whiny-ass-seoulite-jabberwocky, so the cop finally walked up and there was some finger pointing and I just got back on my bike calmly and leisurely and as I pulled away from both him and the cop I shot a BIG, FAT bird at them both.
He chased me again!!!!! This is all in front of the cops!!!!
Of course I was able to outmaneuver him and I held my middle finger proudly aloft as I sped away into the sunset. |
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Corky
Joined: 06 Jan 2004
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| Good God! |
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