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mgafunnell
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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 Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:43 am Post subject: My Korean horrors |
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From roommate, a bit of an alcoholic:
- tried pullin off my thumbs
-got us arrested twice
-destroyed our apt twice
-pulled a knife on his co-teacher
-had his arm broken in one of many streetfights
-tried kicking down our neighbours' door
- enjoyed issing me on the lips when drunk
From my ex (a Korean), during an argument:
-threw all my clothes out the window
-dumped beer on my head
-pulled a knife on me
-cost over 600 000 won in damages to my bathroom
-kicked me in the b---s.
What I did to retaliate:
-peed all over her clothes and her (after she passed out drunk)
My hagwon boss:
-tried for weeks to have me get a perm
-spent too much time with prostitutes
-chased students around the school with poo.
Forget this crap, Japan here I come!
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mgafunnell
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:45 am Post subject: |
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| all true. it all happened over a course of 7 months in 2004-2005 |
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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:54 am Post subject: |
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| Gosh, where do you find these weirdos??? More importantly, how do they find you? |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:56 am Post subject: |
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| Just to warn you, you can leave Korea, but judging by those stories, that weirdo who keeps messing up your life and getting you into these situations will follow you wherever you go. |
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R-Seoul
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:57 am Post subject: Re: My Korean horrors |
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| mgafunnell wrote: |
My hagwon boss:
-chased students around the school with poo. |
What happened with said poo once he caught them? |
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mgafunnell
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:59 am Post subject: |
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all just bad luck of the draw. i'll write the full story tomorrow. basically, i was confronted with bad situations and made bad decions.
speaking of bad decisions, i'll also tell you how i accidentally ruined a marriage of 25 years in Poland in a joke that went horribly wrong. |
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mgafunnell
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:01 am Post subject: |
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| nothing. he would get them all worked up, give them candy just before class then repremand me for not being able to control the class |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:09 am Post subject: |
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Funny stuff, OP.
My advice- write it all up on a blog, with pics, and post the link. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:11 am Post subject: |
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| mgafunnell wrote: |
speaking of bad decisions, i'll also tell you how i accidentally ruined a marriage of 25 years in Poland in a joke that went horribly wrong. |
One of my friends here ruined his friend's marriage. His friend was getting down on the idea that he'd have to be monogamous for the rest of his life. So my friend said "Buy a wig and have her wear it in bed. All girls are pretty well the same anyway." Yes, the wig led directly to the divorce. |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:18 am Post subject: |
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| enjoyed issing me on the lips when drunk |
But did YOU enjoy it? 
For me, just one try would be move out time.  |
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mgafunnell
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:23 am Post subject: |
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| not really. i'm just happy the guy didn't pull a knife on me |
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Oh-Ran-Ji
Joined: 25 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:42 am Post subject: |
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| Well, it's 9:40PM a day later and I'm still waiting for the whole story. |
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leebumlik69
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: DiRectly above you. Pissing Down
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:05 am Post subject: Re: My Korean horrors |
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| mgafunnell wrote: |
From roommate, a bit of an alcoholic:
- tried pullin off my thumbs
-got us arrested twice
-destroyed our apt twice
-pulled a knife on his co-teacher
-had his arm broken in one of many streetfights
-tried kicking down our neighbours' door
- enjoyed issing me on the lips when drunk
From my ex (a Korean), during an argument:
-threw all my clothes out the window
-dumped beer on my head
-pulled a knife on me
-cost over 600 000 won in damages to my bathroom
-kicked me in the b---s.
What I did to retaliate:
-peed all over her clothes and her (after she passed out drunk)
My hagwon boss:
-tried for weeks to have me get a perm
-spent too much time with prostitutes
-chased students around the school with poo.
Forget this crap, Japan here I come!
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yeah you seem to have an aptidude for attracting poo. Go to Japan and bring your curses to them!! No, the Japs are ok. Go to Nth. America. It's already cursed, so it's ok |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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| There has to be A LOT more to some of those stories. Just consider them TITLES and fill in the rest of the story. |
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blynch
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:28 pm Post subject: Re: My Korean horrors |
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| mgafunnell wrote: |
From my ex (a Korean), during an argument:
-threw all my clothes out the window
-dumped beer on my head
-pulled a knife on me
-cost over 600 000 won in damages to my bathroom
-kicked me in the b---s.
What I did to retaliate:
-peed all over her clothes and her (after she passed out drunk)
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