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thepeel
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: 60 Things Worth Shortening Your Life For |
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1. Danger dogs.
The Tijuana delicacy -- a hot dog wrapped in bacon, fried, and topped with mayo -- has made its way to San Diego and Los Angeles, sold from carts outside stadiums, clubs, and wherever hungry drunks congregate. See also:
2. Jersey breakfast dogs.
An East Coast derivative with scrambled eggs and melted cheese.
3. Surfing Teahupoo, Tahiti.
Unbelievable swells that roll over a shallow coral reef. Catch a wave and you're flying; bail and you're bleeding.
4. Giving a buddy a kidney.
You only need one. Hopefully.
5. Black Cat espresso from Intelligentsia Coffee & Tea.
A triple. Note the exceedingly heavy body, with chocolate, caramel, and dried-fruit notes. Also note that you're vibrating. That means it's working. intelligentsiacoffee.com. |
The list is cool.
http://www.esquire.com/print-this/60things0507 |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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16. A night on the town with Kiefer Sutherland.
I'm down with that. |
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oneofthesarahs

Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Location: Sacheon City
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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No way. Kiefer Sutherland is a total d*ck. I met him on the set of The Sentinel, which I was doing some extra work for. He sucks. |
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Dev
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Eating Korean food.  |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Working in a hagwon? |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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insulting chuck norris. |
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cangel

Joined: 19 Jun 2003 Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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A evening at The Eden Club. |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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ps./I do like that list. |
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Doogie
Joined: 19 Jan 2006 Location: Hwaseong City
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Wow! That Jersey Breakfast Dog sounds awesome! Almost worth the clogged arteries. On another note........Hey Khyber, I can't tell whether those sailors on the SS Clap are happy to see Svetlana or not.  |
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stevemcgarrett

Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:31 am Post subject: |
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1. A thick slab of USDA Prime Black Angus porterhouse steak, fat untrimmed, with an extra large filet attached and a puddle of A1 Steaksauce.
2. Daily doses of Lappert's homemade Kaua'i pina colada ice cream with fresh coconut and pineapple in a malt.
3. A diner-sized (oval) plate of green chicken chili enchiladas in Mexican goat cheese on fresh flour tortillas from Mi Tierra in San Antonio at least once a week.
4. An entire Beijing roast duck from Quanjude with fresh plum sauce and scallions on the thinnest of pancakes and all the fat.
5. A giant fresh Sheboygan, Wisconsin deli bratwurst soaked in local beer and onions and then grilled to perfection, sprinkled with shredded, aged Monroe, Wisconsin Colby cheese with German mustard slapped on and wedged into a fresh Kaiser roll.
6. Filet of freshly caught U.P. lake trout in Land of Lakes butter with lemon juice and sprinkled with fresh ground parsley.
7. A big filet of fresh red sockeye salmon lightly grilled and sprinkled with fresh ground dill weed.
8. A whole chicken smoked and mesquite pit bar-b-qued for two days and served with tangy homestyle Texas BBQ sauce, eaten by hand.
9. My Mom's Black Forest seven-layer raspberry torte.
10. A huge slab of Texas chicken fried steak, fresh ground pepper, and creamy gravy served with cole slaw and cold draft style Corona beer with fresh lime slice. |
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:47 am Post subject: |
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A fried flathead catfish, largemouth bass, crappie, and bluegill. Love dat' fried freshwater fish. (actually very tasty, unlike this smelly tasteless seafood around here in the market places and supermarkets)
There are nice freshwater fishing places all over such as lakes and spring fed streams in Korea and yes, they got American largemouth bass in these waters. Where can you get the fish bait such as Earth worms?
Where is the good KC strip steak and filet mignon? I want to eat that too.
Good lasagna and chili is die for too. Anyone know where?
Did I mention that flying places to see the world is worth it too since flying is hard on your body and you must do it to get places far away? Uh, you don't want to be constantly jetset like those biziness people. They shorten thier lives from all that jetlag and stresses jet travel puts on your body. Just once or twice a year for me is enough. |
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philthy

Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Riding in a limo with Traci Lords, Jenna Jamesson, Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. with Whittney Houston driving.
That'll shorten your life real fast!!
Ha! |
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Young FRANKenstein

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:59 am Post subject: |
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jajdude wrote: |
Working in a hagwon? |
Shortening your life? Yes.
WORTH it? No. |
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Dev
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:00 am Post subject: |
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Dating Korean women. The stress is guaranteed to shorten your life. If they don't kill you, a speeding scooter surely will.  |
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stevemcgarrett

Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:31 am Post subject: |
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Dev suggested:
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Dating Korean women. |
I'll second that motion. |
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