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There is this old lady that lives in the same apartment complex where I work now.
Last Saturday, she comes to the security office looking all worried and scared.
"Am I in trouble?" She worriedly asked.
"Well, to get out of trouble you have to do two things," I started to explain. "First, you have to go to the shopping center in Milford and second is to buy yourself a rabbit."
She shook her head and staggered off.
A few days later, she wandered into the security office again, all worried, but this time with a rabbit... Shocked

....
This time she said, "I am very worried about my parents". (granted this woman is in her 60's)
I rolled my eyes, like this.. Rolling Eyes

...and started with my professional line of questioning.
"Did you look underneath your bed?"I first inquired.
She gave me a perplexed look, as she continued to pet the rabbit and said, "What would my parents be doing under my bed. That sounds alittle ridiculous."
I shook my head and then asked, "Did you check your closet?"
This time she thought about it for a moment and start to head home to check her closet for her parents....again Shocked

...but then I was rolling laughing.

It was times like this that make my job worthwhile....... Wink

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uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

back when i was working for a residence for the "hard-to-house" in vancouver, i would continually get calls from this old rubbing-alcohol-drunk's girlfriend. she was obsessive-compulsive, and looked like sling blade's girlfriend.

she'd phone about 30 times a shift, asking me "can you please check on elwood?" i'd be breaking up a fight between 2 crackheads, doing first aid, administering meds, and the last thing i wanted to do was check on some dude 30 times a shift when i knew he was just sleeping.

so my buddy had this idea.

"can you check on elwood, please?"
"no helen, i cannot."
"why not?"
"i have no legs."
"you have no legs?!?"
"yes. no legs."
"oh my god. that's terrible!"

and the phone calls stopped. well at least until the next person came on shift. the next legless person.