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Korean stars are Krusty the Klown
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:28 pm    Post subject: Korean stars are Krusty the Klown Reply with quote

I've noticed the hot Korean celebrities de jour tend to endorse almost any product under heaven. I think in particular of Mun Geun yeong, the rather thick eyebrowed, dangerously young actress that made a big splash in My Little Bride:



She's not that attractive but I think she's to early 30something Korean males what Winona Ryder (of her Mermaids/Reality Bites vintage) was to early 30something Western males. That kind of forbidden love. A girl who technically might be legal but you'd never chase her out of a sense of propriety but damn if she just fell into your lap. You'd be powerless, powerless I say, to say no to her quirky girlish youth. Etc.

Anyway, two hands back on the keyboard, she hawks KFC, cell phones, frozen foods... Yonsama is like another easy to recognize example.

I suspect the nature of Korean celebrity forces their hands. Most Korean starlets have zero career potential beyond age 28. The best they can do is being a hostess on home shopping or taking a role as "Cackling Ticket Booth Ajumma". So given little time, they have to sell their ass far and wide, bank as much as they can, and then marry an SNU prof.
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Swiss James



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aside from your point about promotion can I just say that girl is flipping hanging.

Bushy eyebrows, buck teeth and boz-eyed.
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Corporal



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=675400&highlight=#675400

Yep--last year I referenced the caterpillar-like nature of this girl's eyebrows in the above thread, and was accused of being jealous, or shallow, or something.

Anyway, here she is again in all her toothy glory:

http://shenjingbing.com/mgy/pictures/embear.jpg

(Since apparently no one bought her tweezers for Christmas as I requested, perhaps she'll get 'em for Valentine's Day? Easter?)
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Korean stars are Krusty the Klown Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:




mindmetoo wrote:
... Mun Geun yeong, the rather thick eyebrowed ...


Swiss James wrote:

... Bushy eyebrows ...


Both of you seem to think that she's got thick, bushy eyebrows.

I don't think so.

Then again, maybe it's because mine are thicker and bushier ...

Swiss James wrote:

... buck teeth ...


My two front teeth are at least as prominent as hers. Guess I look like a rabbit.

Swiss James wrote:

... and boz-eyed.


How's her eyesight? I need either thick glasses or contact lenses.

Swiss James wrote:

... Bushy eyebrows, buck teeth and boz-eyed.


I guess Mun Geun-yeong and I were cloned from the same batch.

Looks like I was the first, failed version.

Sad Crying or Very sad Embarassed

mindmetoo wrote:

... She's not that attractive ...


Swiss James wrote:

... that girl is flipping hanging ...


Great. Thanks a lot. Confused


P.S. My gratitude goes out to you, too, Corporal.


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billybrobby



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

trollbait, aren't you a guy? you know, guys don't always have to be physically attractive because we can be smart or good at math or something.
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mindmetoo



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Korean stars are Krusty the Klown Reply with quote

Troll_Bait wrote:


mindmetoo wrote:

... She's not that attractive ...


Swiss James wrote:

... that girl is flipping hanging ...


Great. Thanks a lot. Confused



Don't panic. As I've said before, there are two kinds of "she's not that attractive". There's the "against the backdrop of the wide world of the anatomically elite the Hollywood star machine and its ilk parade before our eyes" not that attractive and the "I'd not give up my seat on the bus for her" not that attractive. If I was Brad Pitt and could have my pick of women, she'd not be on my radar. Damn sure. If she worked at the desk next to me and gave me the slightest hint that I'd have a snowballs chance in hell with her, I'd be on her like a cop on donuts. And it wouldn't be pretty. Not in the least.
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Corporal



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confused

err, okay, but *actually* I think it's proof positive that a man can post something denigrating a woman's looks and get high-fives or at the very least head noddings all round, whereas a woman making the same post or even agreeing to the post will get, as you say, pilloried for being a bitter jealous bitch who's probably not even half as hot as the woman whose looks are being questioned.
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mindmetoo



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corporal wrote:
Confused

err, okay, but *actually* I think it's proof positive that a man can post something denigrating a woman's looks and get high-fives or at the very least head noddings all round, whereas a woman making the same post or even agreeing to the post will get, as you say, pilloried for being a bitter jealous *beep* who's probably not even half as hot as the woman whose looks are being questioned.


YOU'VE LIVED HOW LONG AND NOT GOTTEN USED TO THE DOUBLE STANDARD?
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dogbert



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what? Brooke Shields has thick eyebrows too.
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HapKi



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know what they say about a woman's eyebrows
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itaewonguy



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:26 am    Post subject: Re: Korean stars are Krusty the Klown Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
I've noticed the hot Korean celebrities de jour tend to endorse almost any product under heaven. I think in particular of Mun Geun yeong, the rather thick eyebrowed, dangerously young actress that made a big splash in My Little Bride:



She's not that attractive but I think she's to early 30something Korean males what Winona Ryder (of her Mermaids/Reality Bites vintage) was to early 30something Western males. That kind of forbidden love. A girl who technically might be legal but you'd never chase her out of a sense of propriety but damn if she just fell into your lap. You'd be powerless, powerless I say, to say no to her quirky girlish youth. Etc.

Anyway, two hands back on the keyboard, she hawks KFC, cell phones, frozen foods... Yonsama is like another easy to recognize example.

I suspect the nature of Korean celebrity forces their hands. Most Korean starlets have zero career potential beyond age 28. The best they can do is being a hostess on home shopping or taking a role as "Cackling Ticket Booth Ajumma". So given little time, they have to sell their ass far and wide, bank as much as they can, and then marry an SNU prof.

and the point of this thread is what?
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SPINOZA



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who the hell cares about her bloody eyebrows? Are you guys bonkers? Her eyebrows aren't even that bad. And even if they were, you're not gonna sh@g her eyebrows are you?

That girl certainly isn't the prettiest girl in Korea. She wouldn't even be the prettiest girl in my officetel, but considering this is the competition from abroad I'd say she's not done too badly out of Mother Nature. My main concern would be the fact that she doesn't look a day older than 16.
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mishlert



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
and the point of this thread is what?

That female Korean celebs will endorse just about anything in order to cash in before their beauty fades. Mun Geun yeong was only used as an example.
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weatherman



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mishlert wrote:
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and the point of this thread is what?

That female Korean celebs will endorse just about anything in order to cash in before their beauty fades. Mun Geun yeong was only used as an example.


Quote:
She's not that attractive but I think she's to early 30something Korean males what Winona Ryder (of her Mermaids/Reality Bites vintage) was to early 30something Western males. That kind of forbidden love. A girl who technically might be legal but you'd never chase her out of a sense of propriety but damn if she just fell into your lap. You'd be powerless, powerless I say, to say no to her quirky girlish youth. Etc.


She is no longer jail bait, guys. She is a fresh graduate of high school as of a few days ago. Saw all this on the news, if only to support mindmetoo's thesis.
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Ody



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:
...considering this is the competition from abroad I'd say she's not done too badly out of Mother Nature.


where are you from? that is not what women look like in any home town/city i've ever lived.

all i can say is i hope you enjoy your stay in Koea! Very Happy


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