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Tony_Balony

Joined: 12 Apr 2007
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:38 pm Post subject: My Bhuddist Moment |
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This one time, Bhudda was walking in the country. He came by a cow. This frightened the cow and it ran away. He found the cow again and said to the cow, "Don't be afraid little cow". The cow became happy and changed colors. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:53 pm Post subject: Re: My Bhuddist Moment |
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One time, Jseus was walking in the country and he saw a sad English teacher. With one touch, the English teacher's tears went away. "Thank you, Jseus!" exclaimed the English teacher. |
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MCSM
Joined: 20 Apr 2007
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:56 pm Post subject: Re: My Bhuddist Moment |
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RACETRAITOR wrote: |
One time, Jseus was walking in the country and he saw a sad English teacher. With one touch, the English teacher's tears went away. "Thank you, Jseus!" exclaimed the English teacher. |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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JMO wrote: |
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation. |
You don't have a car |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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JMO wrote: |
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation. |
or a couch, but I'm glad you found 'jseus'. |
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Troll_Bait

Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:41 am Post subject: |
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RACETRAITOR wrote: |
One time, Jseus was walking in the country and he saw a sad English teacher. With one touch, the English teacher's tears went away. "Thank you, Jseus!" exclaimed the English teacher. |
JMO wrote: |
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation. |
Is "Jseus" the new "pwned"? |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: |
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ED209 wrote: |
JMO wrote: |
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation. |
You don't have a car |
Well that explains why I couldn't find them. |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:20 am Post subject: |
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My Buddhist moment is there is no Buddhist moment. |
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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:28 am Post subject: |
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I heard that Buddhist monks in countries like Tibet eat very little and have a very healthy diet, so when they have a movement it comes out in tiny, round, perfectly dry turds, like those of a small deer or a rabbit.
I had Buddhist movements once or twice when I was a vegetarian. It was like shooting bb's into the crapper: funny sounding, but splashy. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:29 am Post subject: |
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I love the Buddhist idea:
If you meet Buddha on the street, kill him.
(because he won't tell you he's a Buddha if he is a Buddha, so you aren't really killing a Buddha!) |
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MCSM
Joined: 20 Apr 2007
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:41 am Post subject: |
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kimchi_pizza wrote: |
My Buddhist moment is there is no Buddhist moment. |
That's dpep. |
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Tony_Balony

Joined: 12 Apr 2007
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:16 am Post subject: |
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"Bhudda" Am I getting flack over misspellings? Its OK to spell the word "Bhudda". The other spelling is used more frequently but this way is not wrong. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:19 am Post subject: |
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JMO wrote: |
ED209 wrote: |
JMO wrote: |
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation. |
You don't have a car |
Well that explains why I couldn't find them. |
Sorry, don't let what I say stop you from looking. There's an abandoned couch outside my house, it may contain Jseus' car keys if you're lucky! |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:51 am Post subject: |
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ED209 wrote: |
JMO wrote: |
ED209 wrote: |
JMO wrote: |
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation. |
You don't have a car |
Well that explains why I couldn't find them. |
Sorry, don't let what I say stop you from looking. There's an abandoned couch outside my house, it may contain Jseus' car keys if you're lucky! |
I've already found jseus, I no longer have the need for car keys. Hopefully tomorrow whilst I'm looking for my cell phone, I'll find aallh. |
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