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[Tony_Balony]

This one time, Bhudda was walking in the country. He came by a cow. This frightened the cow and it ran away. He found the cow again and said to the cow, "Don't be afraid little cow". The cow became happy and changed colors.

[RACETRAITOR]

One time, Jseus was walking in the country and he saw a sad English teacher. With one touch, the English teacher's tears went away. "Thank you, Jseus!" exclaimed the English teacher.

[MCSM]

[JMO]

This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.

[ED209]

[ED209]

[Troll_Bait]

[JMO]

[kimchi_pizza]

My Buddhist moment is there is no Buddhist moment.

[swetepete]

I heard that Buddhist monks in countries like Tibet eat very little and have a very healthy diet, so when they have a movement it comes out in tiny, round, perfectly dry turds, like those of a small deer or a rabbit.
I had Buddhist movements once or twice when I was a vegetarian. It was like shooting bb's into the crapper: funny sounding, but splashy.

[Bibbitybop]

I love the Buddhist idea:

If you meet Buddha on the street, kill him.

(because he won't tell you he's a Buddha if he is a Buddha, so you aren't really killing a Buddha!)

[MCSM]

[Tony_Balony]

"Bhudda" Am I getting flack over misspellings? Its OK to spell the word "Bhudda". The other spelling is used more frequently but this way is not wrong.

[ED209]

[JMO]