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My Bhuddist Moment
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Tony_Balony



Joined: 12 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:38 pm    Post subject: My Bhuddist Moment Reply with quote

This one time, Bhudda was walking in the country. He came by a cow. This frightened the cow and it ran away. He found the cow again and said to the cow, "Don't be afraid little cow". The cow became happy and changed colors.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:53 pm    Post subject: Re: My Bhuddist Moment Reply with quote

One time, Jseus was walking in the country and he saw a sad English teacher. With one touch, the English teacher's tears went away. "Thank you, Jseus!" exclaimed the English teacher.
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MCSM



Joined: 20 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Re: My Bhuddist Moment Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
One time, Jseus was walking in the country and he saw a sad English teacher. With one touch, the English teacher's tears went away. "Thank you, Jseus!" exclaimed the English teacher.


Laughing
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.


You don't have a car
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.


or a couch, but I'm glad you found 'jseus'.
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
One time, Jseus was walking in the country and he saw a sad English teacher. With one touch, the English teacher's tears went away. "Thank you, Jseus!" exclaimed the English teacher.


JMO wrote:
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.


Is "Jseus" the new "pwned"?
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ED209 wrote:
JMO wrote:
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.


You don't have a car


Well that explains why I couldn't find them.
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kimchi_pizza



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Buddhist moment is there is no Buddhist moment.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard that Buddhist monks in countries like Tibet eat very little and have a very healthy diet, so when they have a movement it comes out in tiny, round, perfectly dry turds, like those of a small deer or a rabbit.
I had Buddhist movements once or twice when I was a vegetarian. It was like shooting bb's into the crapper: funny sounding, but splashy.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the Buddhist idea:

If you meet Buddha on the street, kill him.

(because he won't tell you he's a Buddha if he is a Buddha, so you aren't really killing a Buddha!)
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MCSM



Joined: 20 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kimchi_pizza wrote:
My Buddhist moment is there is no Buddhist moment.


That's dpep.
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Tony_Balony



Joined: 12 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Bhudda" Am I getting flack over misspellings? Its OK to spell the word "Bhudda". The other spelling is used more frequently but this way is not wrong.
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
ED209 wrote:
JMO wrote:
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.


You don't have a car


Well that explains why I couldn't find them.


Sorry, don't let what I say stop you from looking. There's an abandoned couch outside my house, it may contain Jseus' car keys if you're lucky!
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ED209 wrote:
JMO wrote:
ED209 wrote:
JMO wrote:
This morning I was looking behind my couch for the car keys and found jseus. All in all a good day, except for the car key situation.


You don't have a car


Well that explains why I couldn't find them.


Sorry, don't let what I say stop you from looking. There's an abandoned couch outside my house, it may contain Jseus' car keys if you're lucky!


I've already found jseus, I no longer have the need for car keys. Hopefully tomorrow whilst I'm looking for my cell phone, I'll find aallh.
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