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The Dude from Canada
Joined: 19 Feb 2007
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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:54 am Post subject: How to Respond to Korean guys |
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I would like some comedic comebacks on how to respond to Korean guys getting angry about foreigners stealing their women. My personal favorite is if a Korean guy is angry or makes a rude comment when you are walking with a Korean girl, just say
'first you guys built the railroads back home. Now it is our responsibility to lay the pipe.'
Any other comedic comebacks? |
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IncognitoHFX
Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:55 am Post subject: |
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Hahahaha... I feel bad for laughing.
I thought the Chinese built the CPR? Maybe the vignettes lie. |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: How to Respond to Korean guys |
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| The Dude from Canada wrote: |
I would like some comedic comebacks on how to respond to Korean guys getting angry about foreigners stealing their women. My personal favorite is if a Korean guy is angry or makes a rude comment when you are walking with a Korean girl, just say
'first you guys built the railroads back home. Now it is our responsibility to lay the pipe.'
Any other comedic comebacks? |
If the chick is into you enough the retort won't be necessary. |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| They won't understand jokes. Just smile and hold her closer to you. |
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Beej
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Here is what to do. Make a fist and hold up only your pinky finger. Look at him in an exagerrated manner, than look at your pinky finger. Then point at him and shake your head as to say no. Then with you other hand, cup your pinky finger showing only about an inch of that finger, then show it to the Korean guy as to say " Thats all Korean men got in that department." |
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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Go buy yourself a toy .357 magnum pistol like the one used by "Dirty Harry." When the idiot makes stupid comments, just flash your toy gun and say "Do you feel lucky, Punk?" or "Go ahead. Make my day." |
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mashuu
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| If you feel the need to make fun of another man's package, what does this say about your own? |
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venus
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| mashuu wrote: |
| If you feel the need to make fun of another man's package, what does this say about your own? |
That's all a bunch of cr@p. If you have a large package you can feel totally secure and enjoy making fun of others. A good endowment is a good endowment, nothing changes the fact. That old cliche of people who make fun of others are insecure just doesn't and never did hold water. |
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jdog2050
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| venus wrote: |
| mashuu wrote: |
| If you feel the need to make fun of another man's package, what does this say about your own? |
That's all a bunch of cr@p. If you have a large package you can feel totally secure and enjoy making fun of others. A good endowment is a good endowment, nothing changes the fact. That old cliche of people who make fun of others are insecure just doesn't and never did hold water. |
...you friggin' stole that from Nietzsche, didn't you? |
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xingyiman
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| When that happened to me I would just tell the Korean guy he had 10 seconds to leave before I physically removed him. I would also make sure he noticed my displeasure at his presence. I mean EXTREME displeasure. They would always whimp out and run for cover. Never made much time with Korean girls though so maybe that appraoch was counterproductive. |
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mashuu
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| This reeks of over-compensation. Not only are you responding to schoolyard taunts, but you're resorting to racist stereotypes. Congratulations! You've regressed to the 7th grade! |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| mashuu wrote: |
| This reeks of over-compensation. Not only are you responding to schoolyard taunts, but you're resorting to racist stereotypes. Congratulations! You've regressed to the 7th grade! |
Incorrect racist stereotypes, no less. If you've made the jump to living in Korea, I'd hope you'd at least know the difference between Chinese and Koreans. Oh... and like a Korean is going to know what "laying pipe" means... |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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"Don't worry. She'll tire of being treated like a strong, independent woman and submit to a miserable marriage with a guy like you soon enough."  |
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venus
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| jdog2050 wrote: |
| venus wrote: |
| mashuu wrote: |
| If you feel the need to make fun of another man's package, what does this say about your own? |
That's all a bunch of cr@p. If you have a large package you can feel totally secure and enjoy making fun of others. A good endowment is a good endowment, nothing changes the fact. That old cliche of people who make fun of others are insecure just doesn't and never did hold water. |
...you friggin' stole that from Nietzsche, didn't you? |
Nah, I really do see the world that way.
Tried a few pages of Thus Spake Zarathusa but couldn;t make much sense of it so abandoned it.
Is he a good read? Might have to check him out.... |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Ask him if he's Japanese.
Then tell him that you're Korean and walk away. |
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