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1) What colour is blue?
2) Which car is better, Equus or Grandeur?
3) Your last IQ test score was:
a)above 110
b)between 70-109
c)below 69
d)you don't believe in standardized testing as you feel it doesn't take into account diversity within the population.
Note: It is imparative that you answer "c)" since having an IQ of over 70 immediately disqualifies you from hagwon ownership.

4) Sign your name here ---->__________

5) Circle:
A suit WITH WITHOUT a mismatched vest makes you look more innocent

6)How many foreigners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (answer on back)

7) How amazingly wonderful fantastic and perfect IS korea REALLY?

9.) One of the foreigner teachers under your employ is volunteering at an orphanage for underpriviledged children. You best course of action is:
a) Hunt him down and kill him
b) Prosecute him with the FULL FORCE of the law
c) Ignore it and tell him what an admirable action that is----> HINT: This is wrong

Cheating is
a) Always good for business
b) The honourable thing to do
c) best when done with the teacher in your English department whom you plan on firing anyways.