Korean Job Discussion Forums

[cubanlord]

don't believe me? Google your handle from dave's. I just googled mine and I showed up on two different Korean forums. Boy were they ticked at some of the stuff you all said (nothing was said about me...hehe ).

[wo buxihuan hanguoren]

Wow don't those losers have anything better to do than sit behind their computers all day browsing the internet looking for lame stuff? Bunch of geeks if you ask me...

[cubanlord]

I just cannot believe they would take the time to translate EVERYTHING we said. Let me see if I can find the links...hold on....

http://newsbbs.d.paran.com/BIN/nbbs.cgi?cmd=v&board=2&num=2769&page=&form=gesomoon

http://newsbbs.d.paran.com/BIN/nbbs.cgi?cmd=p&board=2&num=2388&form=n1_gcafe

here they are.

[wo buxihuan hanguoren]

More incentive to write controversial stuff I guess.

I like Takeshima.

[PimpofKorea]

Yeah I just checked...all the Koreans are having a field day over a few of my comments....I am officially a kaesekki...shibbal....every other thing hahahaha. One person actually asked what a Pimp meant...and some other guy had to explain it...nice.

[RACETRAITOR]

These links come up a lot. They're really not worrying, or even controversial at all. It's just weird Koreans who are curious what we think about non-controversial topics.

[xCustomx]

haha...thanks for giving me the idea of googling my user name on here. When I made the post about the dude jacking off next to me, I never said that his schlong was out in full view. The guy was reaching down into his pants. If I had actually seen his dick then I woulda socked the guy in the face for sure. It's amazing the author of the website below thinks I'm actually lying about this experience. This is what I found:

http://eslscumbags.com/?q=node/137



xCustomx is a poster at Dave's Droid Cafe. I never met the dude. I don't know the dude. However, I think he has the potential to be a pretty solid troll.

Most internet fuckwits view the term troll as pegorative. However, I look at it differently. Trolls make messageboards more interesting. And let's face it, my friends, it's fun to get people all riled up.

The post where xCustomx shows his troll potential is in the General Discussion Forum. He talks about a retarded man jerking off to next to him on a bus. This is how xCustomx describes it:

I'm so pissed I had to put up with this ahjoshees crap tonight. I was coming home from Costco tonight and had my backpack and other bags filled up with food, so I sat down in the very front of the bus, which appeared to be the last seat available. Within 5 minutes I noticed the guy next to me reach into his pants and start jerking off. At first I thought he might be scratching his balls, but then he was going at it for at least a minute. I was muttering "Fu k k ing a $$ hole....변태...." and giving him dirty glances. Unfortunately I couldn't really move since I had all my food and there were people standing up in the aisle, so I couldn't move back. Three minutes later he reached back into his pants and was going at it again. Then he smelled his hand...WTF....At the same time, he seemed to have narcolepsy because he would suddenly drop his head on my shoulder, acting like he was sleeping. This was by far one of the weirdest and most disgusting experiences I've had in my two+ years here.

Now this story is utter bullshit. And you can't bullshit a bullshitter. Korea is a very conservative country. If they catch you jerking-off on a bus, there's a good chance that you will get stomped.

Secondly, I'm a guy and xCustomx is a guy. If some dude is jerking-off next to me, then I'm getting the *beep* out of that seat. Nothing will prevent me from getting out of the way of a potential jizz-shot.

Am I saying that perversion doesn't exist in Korea? Hell, no. But it comes in the form of backroom, back-alley dementia. Here's an example: One night I was drinking in an orange tent. A Korean man approached me. He spoke English. He asked me to come to his apartment and *beep* his wife. Now that's a true story. And it's fucking disgusting. Like I'm going to pork his wife while he looks on. So I made him wear a blindfold...just kidding. I politely refused.

If the setting of his story was in a park or a public restroom, I would have believed him. However, the setting he chooses is certainly more comical and dramatic. And he throws in the nice touch of the guy smelling his hand.

xCustomx has some real talent. He uses the hatred many teachers feel for Korea and Koreans to weave a nice tale. They want to believe that a Korean man has the right to jerk-off next to a foreigner with impunity. It bolsters their hate for all things Korean.

Sometimes I get an email or two from people who have stumbled across my stupid website. They ask my advice on whether they should come to Korea to teach. I can't really tell them anything helpful. One man's heaven is another man's hell.

But I can tell them this: If you are sitting on a bus and a guy is jerking-off next to you, stand up and yell, "Da-ta-rie! Da-ta-rie!"

If they catch that retard with his pecker in his hands, he'll be lucky to make it off that bus alive. Koreans might hate foreigners. Nevertheless, they are Korean, and they certainly won't put up with that type of nonsense.

I would like to congratulate xCustomx for a great post. I'm predicting a strong eight pages. Keep up good work.

[pkang0202]

I feel popular.

[Emark]

If you want to have some fun with loozurs that get offended at the drop of a hat ... go to this site:

i l u v k o r e a . c o m ! ! ! !

You will find a number of people jumping all over you for a moderately opinionated post!

Actually, please go there and discuss issues that are common here ... they need to be educated by you people!

[dogbert]

[RACETRAITOR]

[mindmetoo]

[Smee]

Nice, I finally got a mention.

[pkang0202]

Do they just put our posts through a translator or is some guy actually sitting there and translating everything we are saying?

[Smee]

Well, somebody or something rendered "Jesus Tapdancing Christ" as 주여, and I'm saddened that all of my readers on paran have missed the spirit of my comment.