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I can't stop smiling because my school has a true genius...
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:34 pm    Post subject: I can't stop smiling because my school has a true genius... Reply with quote

So one of the teachers here has spent the morning 'fixing' the radio from our smoking room. He has snipped, cut, chopped, sliced, and diced the power cord at both plug-in ends. He has, with the skill and care of the finest neurosurgeon, dissected the radio so that there are pieces all over not only his desk, but the desk next to his. Each piece is laid out according to it's position in the radio, and in the order in which it came out. With great confidence he has explained, pointing to this and that, and from this to that, what exactly is wrong with the radio. Not that I understand the words, but I do understand the tone.

The school caretaker guy stopped by a few minutes ago with the new batteries it needed.

It has been running on batteries cause the power cord was lost a couple of years ago. So what power cord did he dissect? Apparently leftover from a broken, cordless razor. Just happened to be coiled up on the table behind the radio collecting dust.

My students are so fortunate to have a true genius to guide them, educate them, and help them achieve their fullest potential.
I can't stop smiling.
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Benicio



Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like back in '98 when a teacher wanted me to record an English speech for her students to practice. The other teacher at my school, who was in charge of the audio/visual equipment, brought in a boom box with recording capabilities.
Here's where the problem was: it only had a plug in that required an external microphone for recording. It didn't have its own mic.
I tried, numerous times, to explain to them that it wouldn't work without an external mic. They refused to believe me. They, there were a group standing around by now, kept telling me that I had to speak into the hole where the mic plug in was. It was genius!
Finally, I spoke in to the hole and then hit playback. Nothing!
They were shocked and spent close to 30 minutes trying to work with the thing to get it going. I just sat there and read a book, trying to keep my sanity.
Well, the A/V guy disappears and then reappears with a microphone. Whoa!
He plugs it in and proudly announces that he "fixed the problem"!
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Zolt



Joined: 18 May 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heee, heehehe he.

While your story is hilarious, I'm a little ashamed to admit that I've done exactly the same kind of thing on occasion. Well, some people are just going around looking for any excuse to take things apart.

...

Then again, some other people are just spending their time looking for ways to impress their colleagues & friends.


Anyway, this thread has the makings of a classic!


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Beej



Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is that story about Pusan National University that is a classic. I dont know if its true or just an urban legend.
A new foreign teacher there noticed that there were so many lockers with built in combo locks. Yet the locks were all busted out and the lockers were just used as unlockable storage.

The teacher asked someone why all the locks were broken and was told that the combinations from the manufacture didnt work. The teacher asked for a combination and tried to open one of the intact lockers. He opened it no problem. The Koreans were dumbfounded.

The Koreans didnt realize the combo locks go right-left-right. They had tried to open them just going in one direction.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read about the locker incident on another thread here. That may have been the best mechanical genius story I've ever heard about Korea.
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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leebumlik69



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: DiRectly above you. Pissing Down

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:07 pm    Post subject: Re: I can't stop smiling because my school has a true genius Reply with quote

poet13 wrote:
So one of the teachers here has spent the morning 'fixing' the radio from our smoking room. He has snipped, cut, chopped, sliced, and diced the power cord at both plug-in ends. He has, with the skill and care of the finest neurosurgeon, dissected the radio so that there are pieces all over not only his desk, but the desk next to his. Each piece is laid out according to it's position in the radio, and in the order in which it came out. With great confidence he has explained, pointing to this and that, and from this to that, what exactly is wrong with the radio. Not that I understand the words, but I do understand the tone.

The school caretaker guy stopped by a few minutes ago with the new batteries it needed.

It has been running on batteries cause the power cord was lost a couple of years ago. So what power cord did he dissect? Apparently leftover from a broken, cordless razor. Just happened to be coiled up on the table behind the radio collecting dust.

My students are so fortunate to have a true genius to guide them, educate them, and help them achieve their fullest potential.
I can't stop smiling.


Yeah, it was only true Korean genius that could have pulled off that heroic deed. It's impossible that any other race could do it in those circumstances. Korea invented the radio.

It's also very important to realize that radios don't require electrical power or batteries so someday if a radio breaks, it's always worth fixing it. After all, they're so expensive and it would be stupid to upgrade to a CD player for the price of the cigarettes the hagwon dude goes trough every week.
korea is genius.
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seoulsucker



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Koreaccum's Razor: All things being equal, the simplest solution is the one that should be discarded first.

I want 500원 per use of this one
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:30 pm    Post subject: Re: I can't stop smiling because my school has a true genius Reply with quote

leebumlik69 wrote:



Dammit, every time I see your avatar I get a sudden craving for beer!
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, come on! Hite doesn't cut it for me. I have to see this to get really thirsty.[/list]
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BTW, Koreans are always full of useful information - especially at the dining table.

I've been told,

- I shouldn't focus on my main dish while it's still hot. I should eat my cold side dishes at regular intervals while eating my main dish.

- The soup goes on the right and the rice goes on the left. It DOES make a difference.

- I can't enjoy the full flavor of meat without wrapping it in a tasteless leaf.

Thanks guys for your invaluable eating tips. Now my life is so improved. Rolling Eyes
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya gotta admit though. There is a certain childish pleasure in ocassionally stuffing a ball of wrapped meat and lettuce the size of you head into your mouth and then trying to talk.... Laughing
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kkrumrei



Joined: 19 Jan 2007
Location: Yangji

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:49 pm    Post subject: slightly off topic Reply with quote

this is more along the lines of food as opposed to technology.

At my school, during lunch, I am constantly told how healthy the foods are and what they are good for. This is fine - I like to think I'm being healthy. But after a five straight weeks of it, I began to grow somewhat dubious. How can every single food be healthy for a different aspect of my body? It was the walnuts that finally drove me to action - there was a dish of walnuts and peanuts in a honey sauce, and I was confidently told how good these are for my brain. So I asked why, how etc. I expected at least an attempt at some sort of quasi-scientific answer.

After a flurry of deliberation in Korean, I was told with equal confidence that they know the dish is good for my brain because the walnuts look like a half of a brain! When I was visibly skeptical, they assured me "our parents told us this!" When I asked how their parents knew anything about walnuts and brains, I was told "Their parents told them."

Now, I'll admit I hold some beliefs that are completely unprovable. That's not my criticizm here. It's the confidence that amazes me the most! I would love to think that they were joking. If they were then kudos to them, and our senses of humour are so different that I can't pick up on their sarcasm.
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JeJuJitsu



Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:56 pm    Post subject: Re: slightly off topic Reply with quote

kkrumrei wrote:
this is more along the lines of food as opposed to technology.

At my school, during lunch, I am constantly told how healthy the foods are and what they are good for. This is fine - I like to think I'm being healthy. But after a five straight weeks of it, I began to grow somewhat dubious. How can every single food be healthy for a different aspect of my body? It was the walnuts that finally drove me to action - there was a dish of walnuts and peanuts in a honey sauce, and I was confidently told how good these are for my brain. So I asked why, how etc. I expected at least an attempt at some sort of quasi-scientific answer.

After a flurry of deliberation in Korean, I was told with equal confidence that they know the dish is good for my brain because the walnuts look like a half of a brain! When I was visibly skeptical, they assured me "our parents told us this!" When I asked how their parents knew anything about walnuts and brains, I was told "Their parents told them."

Now, I'll admit I hold some beliefs that are completely unprovable. That's not my criticizm here. It's the confidence that amazes me the most! I would love to think that they were joking. If they were then kudos to them, and our senses of humour are so different that I can't pick up on their sarcasm.


HAHAHA!!! That truly is amazing. You see the straight face, and expect it to break out in a smirk in a second or two, followed by a "Bwwwhaaaa...just f**kin' with ya, man!"

But it never comes.
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trubadour



Joined: 03 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny stories,..great new joke, btw.

Korean people do or say stuff which is apparently stupid.

Ha ha ha!

Stupid forigners and stupid Koreans - a perfect match.

Rolling Eyes






Edit: nuts are a great source of protien which, like fish,
is supposed to be good for your brain. [HINT]
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