stevemcgarrett

Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: LET'S HELP PARIS AVOID THE REAL SIMPLE LIFE IN THE SLAMMER |
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Paris Hilton, the celeb debutante, has lots of time on her hands for the next month or so. Oh, I know, she's always had lots of time on her hands. But now she has next to nothing to PUT into her hands.
So while the prison guards draw straws over who gets her cell for bedcheck, let's have some fun and at the same time provide a community service for Ms. Hilton. After all, she has lots of time to read her mail.
Think of it as doing our part for Paris's rehab from overseas; our little Expat Chat on the Brat.
User Note: At the very least all the bleeding hearts on these forums who've given our criminal justice system sheriffs who think like Lee Baca and judges who think like Lance Ito and permitted parents who think like Rick and Kathy Hilton to feel proud of their efforts, ought to feel a tinge of an obligation to chime in with their suggestions.
If you seriously doubt Paris's "plight," check out this new video on YouTube (courtesy of sportsguy35):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss
Now that you've had a chance to walk a while inside her high heels, feel free to post your ideas for how Miss Hilton can endure her newfound dire circumstances. |
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