Tokki1

Joined: 14 May 2007 Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:51 am Post subject: Official Superajummah Thread |
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This thread is dedicated to those rare superajummahs we've all encountered during our time in the ROK.
I'll kick things off with a tale of unimaginable superajummah powers.
A coworker was having plumbing problems in his 2nd floor villa apt. When he flushed the toilet, food and sewage would come up through the bathroom floor drain until it was about 20 cm high in the bathroom.
He called on the housemaster and a rotund ajummah appeared, pushing her way into ground zero. Looking around the room, she uttered a series of grunts and loud plegmy Korean assertions then snatched the laundry drain tube and put it in her mouth.
She began chewing on the tube, then thrust it down into the bowels of the drain. Squatting, she pumped away, pausing only to insert the plastic tube into her mouth and gnaw some more.
Disgusting? No. Miraculous? Uh-uh. Almighty and all-powerful? You know it. The woman fixed the plumbing by chewing on a tube and raping the drain.
All hail the superajummah. |
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