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Tiger Beer



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:49 am    Post subject: Scientology - South Park Style Reply with quote

Scientology - South Park Style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAmEO-oLHzA
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks, Tiger Beer, I have long wanted to see that episode.
It seems that they got one detail wrong: Xenu didn't dump the bodies in volcanoes.
Rather, he laid bodies around the crater of each volcano, and then dropped a hydrogen bomb in every volcano, causing them to erupt.

Hubbard specified which volcanoes were designated for these mass burials, but geologists say that some of those volcanoes did not exist 75 million years ago.
Moreover, no one has found any fossils to confirm the Xenu story.

I had a high school friend who later got snookered into Scientology.
Read all about it here.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems that it is impossible to keep a secret with thousands of people.
Scientologists defect and tell us about Xenu.
Moonies defect and tell us about "heavenly deception."
Mormons defect and tell us about their secret wedding ceremony.
Hare Krishnas, Children of God, and other cult members defect and tell us about how cult members are treated once the love-bombing honeymoon is over.

Yet it seems that no one has defected and told us the Holocaust hoax.
That is why I believe that the Holocaust was real.
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cwemory



Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Location: Gunpo, Korea

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomato wrote:
I had a high school friend who later got snookered into Scientology. Read all about it here.


Tom Cruise or John Travolta? Smile And why wasn't this mentioned on the "random brushes with fame" thread? Smile
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomato wrote:
It seems that it is impossible to keep a secret with thousands of people.
Scientologists defect and tell us about Xenu.
Moonies defect and tell us about "heavenly deception."
Mormons defect and tell us about their secret wedding ceremony.
Hare Krishnas, Children of God, and other cult members defect and tell us about how cult members are treated once the love-bombing honeymoon is over.

Yet it seems that no one has defected and told us the Holocaust hoax.
That is why I believe that the Holocaust was real.


Or the moon hoax. Or 9/11. What's amazing despite OTIII crap out in the public domain, scientologists act like "xenu? never heard of that? Whatever are you talking about?"
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can get the whole episode online at Operation Clambake.

http://clambake.org/

Not sure if it's torrents or the actual files. They did a good job of making sure the banned episode would be available online.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomato wrote:
Thanks, Tiger Beer, I have long wanted to see that episode.
It seems that they got one detail wrong: Xenu didn't dump the bodies in volcanoes.
Rather, he laid bodies around the crater of each volcano, and then dropped a hydrogen bomb in every volcano, causing them to erupt.

Hubbard specified which volcanoes were designated for these mass burials, but geologists say that some of those volcanoes did not exist 75 million years ago.
Moreover, no one has found any fossils to confirm the Xenu story.

I had a high school friend who later got snookered into Scientology.
Read all about it here.


I read it, very interesting. The thing is, why do people allow themselves to be treated like that? For example someone who wants to leave the organization? I can assure you, if I ever joined Scientology and wanted to leave, id be out of there without any e-meter crap. I cant believe people actually succumb to this kind of garbage.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The truly shocking thing about the South Parking of Scientology is how very little actual satire was used in the making of that program. Basically they just told it like it is.
They did a similar thing with the 'Joseph Smith, He Had A Vision! (dum-dum-dum-dum-dum)' episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0d5qiLZZLM
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