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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:53 pm    Post subject: us-versus-them experiment Reply with quote

Let's play a game.
Hear are the rules:

1. The participants in the thread will divide into too equal teams.
I will be a Whippersnapper, the second poster will be a Hot Shot, the third poster will be a Whippersnapper, the fourth poster will be a Hot Shot, and so on.

2. Each group member will look for good points in the members of there own team and overlook any bad points.

3. Conversely, each group member will look for bad points in the members of the opposite team and overlook any good points.

4. Other volatile topics are too be avoided. They're are other threads for religion vs. skepticism, Creationism vs. Evolutionism, or whiners vs. apologists.

5. Avatars, signatures, monikers, mispellings and punctuation errors on this thread are all fare game.

I'll go first:

I'm taking kayageum lessons.
I bet none of you crummy Hot Shots know how two play the kayageum.

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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:03 pm    Post subject: Re: us-versus-them experiment Reply with quote

tomato wrote:
Let's play a game.
Hear are the rules:

1. The participants in the thread will divide into too equal teams.
I will be a Whippersnapper, the second poster will be a Hot Shot, the third poster will be a Whippersnapper, the fourth poster will be a Hot Shot, and so on.

2. Each group member will look for good points in the members of there own team and overlook any bad points.

3. Conversely, each group member will look for bad points in the members of the opposite team and overlook any good points.

4. Other volatile topics are too be avoided. They're are other threads for religion vs. skepticism, Creationism vs. Evolutionism, or whiners vs. apologists.

5. Avatars, signatures, monikers, mispellings and punctuation errors on this thread are all fare game.

I'll go first:

I'm taking kayageum lessons.
I bet none of you crummy Hot Shots know how two play the kayageum.



i cook awesome food almost every night. in fact right now i'm eating some pretty tasty homemade macaroni and cheese. yep, made with real cheese.

tomato, you whippersnapper you, you can't spell to save your life. check out the bold in your post.

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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats just like a Hot Shot for you: picky, picky, picky!
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whippersnapper sucks ass as a name for a team. Hot Shot at a stretch could at least be ironically cool.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSSmooth's avatar, and JMO's too, give me the heebie jeebies. 'Brazil' and 'Spitting Image,' yeah?
Satire and sarcasm are for losers. Only cute vegetables and beloved comic book characters are suitable avatars in this, a family forum.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
RSSmooth's avatar, and JMO's too, give me the heebie jeebies. 'Brazil' and 'Spitting Image,' yeah?
Satire and sarcasm are for losers. Only cute vegetables and beloved comic book characters are suitable avatars in this, a family forum.


Your just showing your senility, whippersnapper. Apparently your name is ironic after all. My avatar is 'Podge and Rodge" not spitting image. Ha!

edit: oops am i allowed to post twice?
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor spelling is not limited to we Whippersnappers I see.
"Your" just showing yourself to be obviously unqualified to teach English!
And you forgot to uppercase your 'i.'
Ha ha ha HA!
I see your 'Ha!' and raise you an "in yo face," and a "BEW-yah!" as the youth of today have it.
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whippersnappers are wimps who can't handle a little bit of the heeb or jeeb. they have to stay in their safety zone of cute anthropomorphic fruits and veg and cutsie cartoon characters.
come on out into the big bad world, you whippersnappers!
join the hot shots, we who can handle reality.
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swetepete



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
whippersnappers are wimps who can't handle a little bit of the heeb or jeeb. they have to stay in their safety zone of cute anthropomorphic fruits and veg and cutsie cartoon characters.
come on out into the big bad world, you whippersnappers!
join the hot shots, we who can handle reality.
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I'm shocked that you would resort to ethnic slurs so soon in the game.
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
whippersnappers are wimps who can't handle a little bit of the heeb or jeeb. they have to stay in their safety zone of cute anthropomorphic fruits and veg and cutsie cartoon characters.
come on out into the big bad world, you whippersnappers!
join the hot shots, we who can handle reality.
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I'm shocked that you would resort to ethnic slurs so soon in the game.


whippersnappers are so racist as to see racism in everyone else.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I resemble that remark. Next you'll be claiming--equally fallaciously--that I am a white supremacist simply because my avatar is a white dog.

Harrumph.

You, on the other hand, are a team comprised solely of plastic surgery disasters and hydrocephalic thalydomide babies cleverly disguised as puppets.
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
I resemble that remark. Next you'll be claiming--equally fallaciously--that I am a white supremacist simply because my avatar is a white dog.

Harrumph.

You, on the other hand, are a team comprised solely of plastic surgery disasters and hydrocephalic thalydomide babies cleverly disguised as puppets.


are you not turning around and doing exactly what you wrongly accused us of getting ready to do next?
your white dog seems to have difficulty walking and appears to be rather intoxicated. is that because you're a drunk?
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forbid you from listening to any music I like. I demand you remove 'touch my tooter' from your playlist.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now you're attacking me because of my alcoholism...low, low, low.
It's a disease (hic).
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hes drunk! I thought tintin had finally had his wicked way with him.
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