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What do you think of a possible Sticky on job-related jokes and satire? It would be a good way to relieve stress and would not confuse newbies.


Jokes & Satire
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St. Andrew's is changing their name to Andrew's.

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Advertisement: Travel and see Korea while teaching English.

Truth: Hurry to get to a second or third hagwon to teach illegally by bus or taxi at your own expense. Experience how every urban area has been copied to look the same.

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Please review this contract.

Hours: 2:00 P.M to 11:00 P.M. Monday through Saturday
Sundays 9:00 A.M. to 3:00P.M.
Could be asked to work some holidays.

Vacation: 3 days summer, 3 days winter unless attached to a holiday; then only 2 days.

Overtime: The director will hold it and owe you. Then, maybe you pay half if you fail to forget.

Insurance: Ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!

Pension: Bwa hahaaaaaaaaaaa!

Severance: Yes! Payment will be made after you resign.

Airfare: Flap your arms really fast.

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Come without an E2! We will take care of you! It's OK! Trust me!

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