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[regicide]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work
>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
> and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
> lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
> is in there already.
> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> The man says, "Yes, it is."
>Boy - "I have a baseball."
>Man - "That's nice."
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> Man - "No, thanks."
> Boy - "My dad's outside."
> Man - "OK, how much?"
> Boy - "$150"
> Man - "Sold."
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> and the lover are in the closet together.
> Boy - "Dark in here."
> Man - "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
>"How much?"
> Boy - "$350"
> Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> The boy says, "$500"
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
> friends like that... that is way more than those two
> things cost.
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess
> your greed."
> They go to the church and the father makes the little
> boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're
> in my closet now .

[Alyallen]

Hahahaha...

[just alittlecrazy]

so the priest was the second gunman????

[jinks]

Shame you put the punch line in the subject line, though.

[YoshaMazov]

[Masta_Don]

Is this some kind of joke to brush up the Catholic image? I mean when would there ever be a joke about a priest in a closet with a boy and the punchline not be about some sort of sexual encounter between them?

[cbclark4]

"Comedy is British, wit is French, humor is American."
(Sam Clemens)

cbc