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freethought
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: I am going to commit suicide |
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| Can you please show me your selection of fans? |
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SuperFly

Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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MAXIMUM Korean killer!
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: Re: I am going to commit suicide |
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| freethought wrote: |
| Can you please show me your selection of fans? |
I've posted your suicidal statement on the police snitch board in hopes they find you before it's too late. |
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denistron
Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Location: Busan
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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PeterDragon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I grew up in a fairly rural area. One time I was out in a friend's barn, and a particularly dimwitted feral farmcat jumped directly into the ventilation fan in the loft. Like watching a kitten in a blender, man! |
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The Cube
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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darkhorse_NZ

Joined: 20 Feb 2007 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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My suggestion is don't even bother with the fan. The success rate is only about 0.0000000000000001%. You might not even succeed in gaining sympathy or attention.
I suggest you dunk your head in the toilet with some weight on your back in case you pass out, then you'll tend into the bowl. Do this in urine and/or feces so you won't be thinking about the fact that you're dying so much. |
WTF???
you just took it some other place, man |
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Alyallen

Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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shaunew

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Calgary
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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| I tired last night as well. But I ended up killing the people in the next apartment. I guess they did not have there window's opened. |
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unknown9398

Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Location: Yeongcheon, S. Korea
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: |
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MAXIMUM Korean killer!
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WOW! That thing is probably deadlier than the dreaded chemtrails! |
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pheeeel
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: |
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My suggestion is don't even bother with the fan. The success rate is only about 0.0000000000000001%. You might not even succeed in gaining sympathy or attention.
I suggest you dunk your head in the toilet with some weight on your back in case you pass out, then you'll tend into the bowl. Do this in urine and/or feces so you won't be thinking about the fact that you're dying so much. |
WTF???
you just took it some other place, man |
He didn't say anything out of line. Whoever posted this is just bored. Can't blame him, South Korea's a boring place. |
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Gemfinder
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:12 am Post subject: |
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| My fan has timer on it. I've never seen that before. It'll stay on for about two hours max and then it shuts itself off. |
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Cheonmunka

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe the fans are short circuiting, a more likely scenario, and giving people electric shocks, but misdiagnosed due to the presence of the fan in the room. |
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bluelake

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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normalcyispasse

Joined: 27 Oct 2006 Location: Yeosu until the end of February WOOOOOOOO
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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<img src="http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/mining/images%5CMobileDieselFan-small.jpg">
This very well could cause fan "death" if you used it in an enclosed room -- it's a diesel prop fan! |
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