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freethought



Joined: 13 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:35 pm    Post subject: I am going to commit suicide Reply with quote

Can you please show me your selection of fans?
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MAXIMUM Korean killer!


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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: Re: I am going to commit suicide Reply with quote

freethought wrote:
Can you please show me your selection of fans?


I've posted your suicidal statement on the police snitch board in hopes they find you before it's too late.
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denistron



Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PeterDragon



Joined: 15 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I grew up in a fairly rural area. One time I was out in a friend's barn, and a particularly dimwitted feral farmcat jumped directly into the ventilation fan in the loft. Like watching a kitten in a blender, man!
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The Cube



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Last edited by The Cube on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:58 pm; edited 1 time in total
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darkhorse_NZ



Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Cube wrote:
My suggestion is don't even bother with the fan. The success rate is only about 0.0000000000000001%. You might not even succeed in gaining sympathy or attention.

I suggest you dunk your head in the toilet with some weight on your back in case you pass out, then you'll tend into the bowl. Do this in urine and/or feces so you won't be thinking about the fact that you're dying so much.



WTF???

you just took it some other place, man
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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shaunew



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Calgary

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tired last night as well. But I ended up killing the people in the next apartment. I guess they did not have there window's opened.
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unknown9398



Joined: 03 Nov 2006
Location: Yeongcheon, S. Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
MAXIMUM Korean killer!




WOW! That thing is probably deadlier than the dreaded chemtrails!
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pheeeel



Joined: 17 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

darkhorse_NZ wrote:
The Cube wrote:
My suggestion is don't even bother with the fan. The success rate is only about 0.0000000000000001%. You might not even succeed in gaining sympathy or attention.

I suggest you dunk your head in the toilet with some weight on your back in case you pass out, then you'll tend into the bowl. Do this in urine and/or feces so you won't be thinking about the fact that you're dying so much.



WTF???

you just took it some other place, man


He didn't say anything out of line. Whoever posted this is just bored. Can't blame him, South Korea's a boring place.
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Gemfinder



Joined: 15 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My fan has timer on it. I've never seen that before. It'll stay on for about two hours max and then it shuts itself off.
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Cheonmunka



Joined: 04 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the fans are short circuiting, a more likely scenario, and giving people electric shocks, but misdiagnosed due to the presence of the fan in the room.
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bluelake



Joined: 01 Dec 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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normalcyispasse



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Location: Yeosu until the end of February WOOOOOOOO

PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<img src="http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/mining/images%5CMobileDieselFan-small.jpg">

This very well could cause fan "death" if you used it in an enclosed room -- it's a diesel prop fan!
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