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[stevemcgarrett]

The heiress is out of prison, if you can call her stay behind bars serving time.

Don't look for her filthy rich parents to reimburse taxpayers for the $1,200 it cost for each day of her stay in a special ward.

Don't look for her attorney to admit that the time spent behind bars was just.

After all, this is the Hollywood version of American justice, same as what Simpson received.

Paris claims she's not going to act like a kid anymore. That's good to know since legally she's been an adult for 8 years.

She says she's not going to act dumb anymore, like other dumb Valley Girls. We shall see: she'll need to find a new clique to do something other than clubbing before she convinces me of her metamorphosis.

The cynic in me says that her agent will use this as a publicity stunt. After all, she's famous for being famous, not for being talented.

Considering less than a handful of films in the past 15 years have made the recent list of Hollywood's greatest, she's pretty much in the same proverbial boat with one oar.

So what do you suppose Paris actually learned in jail while under such incredible duress?

If her handlers elect to have her make a community service ad to reduce her period of probation, what do you suppose it would say?

Satiric swipes are most welcome.

[cangel]

That she's attracted to women... Giggaty Giggaty...

[Julius]

Why can't she use all that cash to buy up some threatened rainforest or something??

[knee-highs]

already a thread on this topic

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=91210&highlight=Hilton

[crusher_of_heads]

She's learned that dudes who start threads in allcaps are knobs and they disqualify themselves from serious consideration, even when they make sense.

[YoshaMazov]

I don't understand your fascination with Hilton. If you ignore her eventually she'll go away.

[stevemcgarrett]

Don't you know yet? My dream is to own a Hilton doll that can use a keyboard and type only in caps.

But at least you and crusher are pursuing the pointless same as the celebrity in question.

What I'm after is a little fun at her expense, literalists.

[YoshaMazov]

I don't think I've ever been called a literalist before.
The point I was trying to make is that she is only famous because people continue to talk about her; she has no career to speak of that should grab anyone's attention. I was simply saying if you truly want her fame to subside ignore her.

[Juregen]

She learned that bad promotion is promotion, and she can sell it.