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Rapacious Mr. Batstove

Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: Central Areola
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed |
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your car (whatever make or model, not fussy), hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call 07898 342547 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the R.S.P.C.A. about an 8-week-old black Labrador Retriever
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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had it not said female, I'd have thought Superfly submitted it! |
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove

Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: Central Areola
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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peppermint wrote: |
had it not said female, I'd have thought Superfly submitted it! |
This was a real advertisement in New Zealand. I couldn't resist. I'm sure SF will appreciate it thought, sounds like a perfect match. |
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thebomb
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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That is a VERY good ad. also that's one hell of a beautiful Lab pup. |
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