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[mikowee]

I do

[patongpanda]

You enjoy the smell of my farts? Thought it was just me...

[elynnor]

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[mole]

I wouldn't say I enjoy them, but they never make me feel ill.
I do enjoy the reaction they sometimes get.
Last time I left Incheon, I ripped one just before takeoff that gassed out ROWS.
Couldn't stop laughing, so the source was obvious.
When we landed in LA, an adjeossi across the aisle ripped a noisy audible.
He looked embarrassed, so I tried to maintain composure, but I almost puked.

An earlier time, I shared an aisle with a British couple. It was hot and they were fanning themselves, I guess with boarding passes.
Every time I ripped, the fanning sped up noticeably. I pretended to be asleep. Fun with Farts!

Maybe it's like a parent changing his/her own baby's diaper..
I'd never change another kid's diaper. Thank Gawd I was military when my kids were born. Always had a M17 gas mask available.

With all the talk of racism and politics and religion, a fart topic is welcome.

[The Bobster]

I will never admit to this .End of story.

[mole]

Bah! You don't have to admit anything, Bobster.
Just tell your fart story.

[animalbirdfish]

[Hopelessly Human]

Hey did you get the inspiration for this thread from my entry in the 1000 things you learned in life thread?

[Zyzyfer]

Only when I've eaten poutine.

[cosmicgirlie]

I have to admitt that as a child my brother and sister and I played a game of who could out stink the other...we would use the sneak attack mode....we also use to record ourselves going to the bathroom cause we were bored little buggers....now I just dutch oven my partner. He always responds with....I love you even if you stink...hahahaha....I love farting

[Qinella]

[unknown9398]

Answer to the OP: Sometimes

While we're on this topic, what foods do you recommend for the production of high quality farts? At the top of my list is Campbell's bean & bacon soup. Be warned, though, that you may want to stay home after eating.

[nobbyken]

Someone once told me, "Farts are like children: You love your own, but have no time for other people's."


My favourite story, is when busily walking to the subway in the morning listening to my MP3 player.
Putt, putt, putting with every stride!

Then the embarrasment of noticeing there are also people walking behind you.

Good for a chuckle.

[Qinella]

I think this guy likes to bask in his own flatulence. 1:03 - I smell heaven!

[why not do it]

This is the best topic I have ever read.

I love farting. I love it when they stink. I love the sound. I love it when my lady smacks me when I fart, even if my butt is pointing the other way! I love it when she gives me a taste of my own medicine! Farts rule.

Once upon a time, me and a friend were driving north on the Hwy 400 heading up to Barry, Ontario. It was the middle of July, hot, humid and sunny, and we were in his Suzuki Samurai with the ragtop off. I let a fart of such gut-wrenching proportions that we actually had to pull off the highway and get out!!!!!!!

Now that is ass-power!!!!!!!!!

Anyone remember a song called Achy Breaky Heart??

(Chorus)

I think I'm gonna fart
A stinking reeking fart
I do not know exactly what you'll do
But when you smell my fart
My stinking reeking fart
Chances are that you are gonna spew

(Verse 1)

I've been eatin' beans and eggs
Lots of boiled dinners
Cabbage rolls and pickled weiners too
They've been rumblin' in my gut
Which I'm always fillin' up
And here's just what I'm gonna do.....

Verse 2 anyone????