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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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 Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject: A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS INSURANCE AGENT |
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Straight from McSweeney's.
GEICO Auto insurance decided to raise his rates. Read why.
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Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
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The Insurance letter
* Sorry for the all caps in the post, it came that way when I pasted. |
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Alyallen
Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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| Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject: Re: A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS INSURANCE AGENT |
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| riley wrote: |
Straight from McSweeney's.
GEICO Auto insurance decided to raise his rates. Read why.
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Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
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The Insurance letter
* Sorry for the all caps in the post, it came that way when I pasted. |
 That cheered me up.... |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject: Re: A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS INSURANCE AGENT |
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| Alyallen wrote: |
| riley wrote: |
Straight from McSweeney's.
GEICO Auto insurance decided to raise his rates. Read why.
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Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
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The Insurance letter
* Sorry for the all caps in the post, it came that way when I pasted. |
That cheered me up.... |
Me, too! I only saw the thread title and busted out laughing and saying, "What the hell?!" 고모워! |
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