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seoulunitarian



Joined: 06 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:56 am    Post subject: UFO Photo Reply with quote

Dear Posters,

I know there has been a push for me to present some kind of evidence of my claims. This has not bothered me, but I have been asking for a physical appearance during my meditations each morning. This morning, on the drive to work, I witnessed the following object in a rice field adjacent to my car. I do not usually travel with a camera, so I took the picture on my cellphone.



Blessings,
Dr. Paul Daniel Payne
The Fellowship of Yeshua
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your the dude who has two invisible friends?

Ask them to reveal themselves to other people, like for instance me. That would be better proof than blurry photos. I can provide my address for ease of astral journey.
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seoulunitarian



Joined: 06 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:14 am    Post subject: re: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
Your the dude who has two invisible friends?

Ask them to reveal themselves to other people, like for instance me. That would be better proof than blurry photos. I can provide my address for ease of astral journey.


Dear JMO,

Trust me. I aware that no matter how many photos I have, or how much evidence I accumulate, some will still refuse to believe because it interfers too much with their worldview.

I did not post this picture to convince anyone. My motivation is the same as with the original post in the other thread - simply to share my experiences as they occur.

Blessings,
Dr. Paul Daniel Payne
The Fellowship of Yeshua
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:16 am    Post subject: Re: UFO Photo Reply with quote

Tell them to land on Yeouido in front of a large crowd of people. I guarantee the Fellowship of Yeshua would have an explosion of membership, and your book would sell out.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks like a photo of light. I don't see a craft in that picture. Which segment of the picture is the UFO in?
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:21 am    Post subject: Re: UFO Photo Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Tell them to land on Yeouido in front of a large crowd of people. I guarantee the Fellowship of Yeshua would have an explosion of membership, and your book would sell out.


If they come to my house I can make them tea and shortbread biscuits. No one who exists in my reality can resist that.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
I did not post this picture to convince anyone.


You succeeded.


Why is it that every photo of a UFO is ambiguous, fuzzy, incomprehensible?

The whole world (well, a major portion of it) is connected to good systems of communication. If some 'being' has flitted across the universe in order to communicate with us, why the heck don't they land in downtown Atlanta and go live on CNN? That is not beyond their capacity of thinking.

Recipe for failure:

1. I'm going to get in a space ship and fly across inter-galactic space.

2. When I get there, I'm only going to communicate with obscure nonentities.
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pharflung



Joined: 29 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do they need any ESOL teachers?

This place is sure getting old.
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats!

Unidentified flying lensflare!
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Nemesis



Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:28 am    Post subject: Re: UFO Photo Reply with quote

seoulunitarian wrote:
Dear Posters,

I know there has been a push for me to present some kind of evidence of my claims. This has not bothered me, but I have been asking for a physical appearance during my meditations each morning. This morning, on the drive to work, I witnessed the following object in a rice field adjacent to my car. I do not usually travel with a camera, so I took the picture on my cellphone.



Blessings,
Dr. Paul Daniel Payne
The Fellowship of Yeshua


So you were driving you car and then you noticed an unusual "object" in a rice field adjacent to your car.

So you turned your head, noticed it, whipped out your phone, then snapped a shot -- all the while cruising along at a fair clip.

It's interesting that you give no further details: was it a flash of light, or did it sit there hovering? What happened after you saw it? For what reason are you certain that this was your buddy Yeshua and not something else? Maybe it was a farmer with a lantern on his head rooting for turnips?

And why do you assume there is a "push" for you to provide evidence?

This matter can be solved fairly quickly by those buddies of yours up there in their "space" "ships".

At this point, they're lagging far behind even Sally the teasin' panty-flasher.

Where's the bush?
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Nemesis



Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seoulutilitarian, if these intergalactic shyboys ever do decide to buck up and introduce themselves to humans properly (ie. something better than flashing lights in Korean cornfields), you would become sort of... redundant, right?

If wonder what that would be like, to get laid off by aliens? Did they mention any kind of severance package?

You might want to look into that, just in case.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We see what we want to see and we hear what we want to hear.
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arjuna



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya-ta Boy wrote:
We see what we want to see and we hear what we want to hear.


And you are an exception?
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arjuna



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I doubt that what I will say here will make sense to most of you, but I will say it anyway.

Experiences such as Seoulunitarian has had are nothing special; neither are they unreal or imaginary. The real question is whether Yeshua is what it says it is. It has become clear to me that it is not.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

arjuna wrote:
I doubt that what I will say here will make sense to most of you, but I will say it anyway.

Experiences such as Seoulunitarian has had are nothing special; neither are they unreal or imaginary. The real question is whether Yeshua is what it says it is. It has become clear to me that it is not.



So how do you know this? don't tell me you have invisible helpers too, because you will blow my mind.
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