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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:19 am    Post subject: F, Marry, Kill Reply with quote

Ok, so im sure you guys know the game

I'll start, the person who answers should propose three more people.


So...F*(@, Marry, Kill.

Britney Spears (current state)

Camilla Parker Bowles

Posh Spice
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have two lists.

the angry teenage years one
1) the world.
2) my chainsaw.
3) everybody.

the internet years one. Not in this order.
1) Natsuko Tohno.
2) Natsuko Tohno.
3) Natsuko Tohno's husband (slyly, so as to make it look like an accident.)
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beachbumNC



Joined: 30 May 2007
Location: Gumi

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

F: Robin Young (or Penelope Cruz)

M: Natalie Portman (or Joss Stone)

K: whoever wrote the Samsung Anycar commerical (or Osama bin Laden)
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darkhorse_NZ



Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

F: Jamie Pressley

M: Audrey Tautou

K: James Spader
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The way it's supposed to work is someone gives you a list and you have to choose from there. It's not about, if given the option of anyone in the entire world, who would you wanna f, marry or kill.

So, to answer the original set given:

F Posh Spice. She's definitely the best looking one.
Marry Camilla Parker Bowles. Sugar momma for real.
Kill Britney Spears. No brainer.


Next list:

Larry David
Bill Clinton
Alan Greenspan
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh! Well, that changes things.
But what I really wanna know is, wtf is your new sig from, qinella?
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

F Anne Hathaway

M Jennifer Garner

K Mugabe
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
The way it's supposed to work is someone gives you a list and you have to choose from there. It's not about, if given the option of anyone in the entire world, who would you wanna f, marry or kill.

So, to answer the original set given:

F Posh Spice. She's definitely the best looking one.
Marry Camilla Parker Bowles. Sugar momma for real.
Kill Britney Spears. No brainer.


Next list:

Larry David
Bill Clinton
Alan Greenspan


AHHH!!! THANKS SO MUCH QUINALLA! Savior of my thread...I guess I assumed everyone knew already.

Yes people, pick from the last given list. It is lame if you just pick whoever.

F- Bill Clinton
Marry- Larry David
Kill- Sorry, Mr. Greenspan. Not a fan of voodoo economics.

Next list, F---, Marry, or Kill

1) A stereotypical ajumma (visors, gloves, hawking)
2) Dame Judy Dench
3) Whoopi Goldberg
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:
Qinella wrote:
The way it's supposed to work is someone gives you a list and you have to choose from there. It's not about, if given the option of anyone in the entire world, who would you wanna f, marry or kill.

So, to answer the original set given:

F Posh Spice. She's definitely the best looking one.
Marry Camilla Parker Bowles. Sugar momma for real.
Kill Britney Spears. No brainer.


Next list:

Larry David
Bill Clinton
Alan Greenspan


AHHH!!! THANKS SO MUCH QUINALLA! Savior of my thread...I guess I assumed everyone knew already.

Yes people, pick from the last given list. It is lame if you just pick whoever.

F- Bill Clinton
Marry- Larry David
Kill- Sorry, Mr. Greenspan. Not a fan of voodoo economics.

Next list, F---, Marry, or Kill

1) A stereotypical ajumma (visors, gloves, hawking)
2) Dame Judy Dench
3) Whoopi Goldberg


That is just evil...and god help me for giving an answer

F - Whoppi Goldberg (just to get it out of the way)
M- Dame Judy Dench
F - stereotypical ajumma

Next list, F---, Marry, or Kill
1. President Roh (Korea)
2. President Bush (U.S.)
3. Prime Minister Brown (U.K.)
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyallen wrote:



That is just evil...and god help me for giving an answer

F - Whoppi Goldberg (just to get it out of the way)
M- Dame Judy Dench
F - stereotypical ajumma

Next list, F---, Marry, or Kill
1. President Roh (Korea)
2. President Bush (U.S.)
3. Prime Minister Brown (U.K.)


Likewise on the evil factor

F George Bush..hes a born again and getting sodomised by a small irishman would probably be worse than death for him

Marry..Roh...I get my visa and prob a nice pad in Seoul

Kill ..Brown..hard to do but hes the odd guy out..


next list
1 the Queen
2 the Queen Mother
3 Princess Anne
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I object to this thread and think it should be deleted and in the meantime as I finish my second glass of rum I say

F: Monica Bellucci



M: Reese Witherspoon



K: Vladimir Putin
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
Alyallen wrote:



That is just evil...and god help me for giving an answer

F - Whoppi Goldberg (just to get it out of the way)
M- Dame Judy Dench
F - stereotypical ajumma

Next list, F---, Marry, or Kill
1. President Roh (Korea)
2. President Bush (U.S.)
3. Prime Minister Brown (U.K.)


Likewise on the evil factor

F George Bush..hes a born again and getting sodomised by a small irishman would probably be worse than death for him

Marry..Roh...I get my visa and prob a nice pad in Seoul

Kill ..Brown..hard to do but hes the odd guy out..


next list
1 the Queen
2 the Queen Mother
3 Princess Anne


Dude! Isn't the Queen's mother dead??

And VanIslander? What do you object to exactly?
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyallen wrote:
And VanIslander? What do you object to exactly?

You have to ask!

Who should be killed?!

(Are you sure you aren't American alyallen?)
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyallen wrote:
JMO wrote:
Alyallen wrote:



That is just evil...and god help me for giving an answer

F - Whoppi Goldberg (just to get it out of the way)
M- Dame Judy Dench
F - stereotypical ajumma

Next list, F---, Marry, or Kill
1. President Roh (Korea)
2. President Bush (U.S.)
3. Prime Minister Brown (U.K.)


Likewise on the evil factor

F George Bush..hes a born again and getting sodomised by a small irishman would probably be worse than death for him

Marry..Roh...I get my visa and prob a nice pad in Seoul

Kill ..Brown..hard to do but hes the odd guy out..


next list
1 the Queen
2 the Queen Mother
3 Princess Anne


Dude! Isn't the Queen's mother dead??

And VanIslander? What do you object to exactly?


crap...i forgot..seriously, thats embarrasing. Sorry to anyone who might have been offended by that.

I'll change the list to

1 Sly Stallone
2 Arnie
3 Jean Claude Van Damme
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander wrote:
Alyallen wrote:
And VanIslander? What do you object to exactly?

You have to ask!

Who should be killed?!

(Are you sure you aren't American alyallen?)


It's a game. I don't think anyone is going to send out a death squad to do our bidding..jeez....

Um...since when have I not been American?
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