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oneofthesarahs
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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As the Beatles sang...
Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my monkey. |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| He should've spanked that monkey. |
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mj roach
Joined: 16 Mar 2003
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Put my monkey on a log
n' ordered him to do the dog...
Dylan
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| It's Monkey Tuesday! |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:43 am Post subject: |
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| Wait a sec...Was the passenger wearing the hat, or the monkey? |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| "Excuse me, stewardess. I'll take a Diet Coke, please. And a banana milk for my baby." |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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So a man and a monkey get on a plane.
Another passenger says, "God, that's an ugly monkey you got there."
The man says, "That's not a very nice thing to say."
"Shut up," he replies. "I was talking to the monkey." |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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A woman got on an airplane holding a baby. The stewardess said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman marched passed and took an aisle seat near the rear of the plane. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The stewardess insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, she shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give her a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey. |
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