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SeoulShakin

Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:35 am Post subject: To the foreign guy on line 6... |
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....a little advice.
I'm not sure how long you've been here, but you're not Korean.
You don't blend in.
That being said, people can't help but notice you. So when you do things like openly pick your nose, people CAN see you. After you pick your nose, look at it, and "discretely" run it through your hair, we notice, and we want to puke. When you pick it a second time, look at it, put your hand down and look around, then pick it out of your fingernail with your teeth, we notice, want to puke, and really cringe.
I almost gagged. The girl beside you was having a hard time not puking. You're not discrete.
If this sounds familiar to your behaviour, a word of advice.
Kleenex. |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:38 am Post subject: Re: To the foreign guy on line 6... |
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SeoulShakin wrote: |
....a little advice.
I'm not sure how long you've been here, but you're not Korean.
You don't blend in.
That being said, people can't help but notice you. So when you do things like openly pick your nose, people CAN see you. After you pick your nose, look at it, and "discretely" run it through your hair, we notice, and we want to puke. When you pick it a second time, look at it, put your hand down and look around, then pick it out of your fingernail with your teeth, we notice, want to puke, and really cringe.
I almost gagged. The girl beside you was having a hard time not puking. You're not discrete.
If this sounds familiar to your behaviour, a word of advice.
Kleenex. |
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
Some people have no idea!
Where would you guess he was from? |
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SeoulShakin

Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:40 am Post subject: |
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I can't judge that based solely on appearance alone.
Perhaps the country where grown men still read comic books? But that's Korea.... he wasn't Korean I know that much!  |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:40 am Post subject: |
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Sounds like someone from Wigan, I'd say.  |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:41 am Post subject: |
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Or Doncaster.  |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:49 am Post subject: |
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Big_Bird wrote: |
Or Doncaster.  |
Hey! You leave my Donny boys out of it! |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:50 am Post subject: |
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Big_Bird wrote: |
Sounds like someone from Wigan, I'd say.  |
He could be - the anti social retard quotent is high!  |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:52 am Post subject: |
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SeoulShakin wrote: |
I can't judge that based solely on appearance alone.
Perhaps the country where grown men still read comic books? But that's Korea.... he wasn't Korean I know that much!  |
I can tell an American a mile off from a Brit.
Did this feller have big baggy shorts or a basebll cap? whats was his hair like? Was he wearing sportswear of any kind?
If you give us som clues SS I'll give you an accurate estimate of his birthpace! |
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SeoulShakin

Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:57 am Post subject: |
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Actually dressed quite well. Likely coming from work.
Nice slacks, button down shirt, dockers, etc. The comic book was the only thing that looked out of place.
That and the finger up the nose. |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:58 am Post subject: |
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SeoulShakin wrote: |
Actually dressed quite well. Likely coming from work.
Nice slacks, button down shirt, dockers, etc. The comic book was the only thing that looked out of place.
That and the finger up the nose. |
What about his hair? short hair is always a good indicator of someone of the British persuasion. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:01 am Post subject: |
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bejarano-korea wrote: |
I can tell an American a mile off from a Brit.
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go on then, try...
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safeblad
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:03 am Post subject: |
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bejarano-korea wrote: |
SeoulShakin wrote: |
Actually dressed quite well. Likely coming from work.
Nice slacks, button down shirt, dockers, etc. The comic book was the only thing that looked out of place.
That and the finger up the nose. |
What about his hair? short hair is always a good indicator of someone of the British persuasion. |
is true, every englishman i meet in korea has a shaved head (including myself some of the time) whats with that? |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:04 am Post subject: |
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ED209 wrote: |
bejarano-korea wrote: |
I can tell an American a mile off from a Brit.
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go on then, try...
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Bad teeth is also a good indicator of unhealthy eating habits - who has the most obese population in the world? Thats right Einstein,does that mean all these fat people will have beautiful teeth?
Seriously, your stereotype is 300 years out of date!  |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:06 am Post subject: |
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safeblad wrote: |
bejarano-korea wrote: |
SeoulShakin wrote: |
Actually dressed quite well. Likely coming from work.
Nice slacks, button down shirt, dockers, etc. The comic book was the only thing that looked out of place.
That and the finger up the nose. |
What about his hair? short hair is always a good indicator of someone of the British persuasion. |
is true, every englishman i meet in korea has a shaved head (including myself some of the time) whats with that? |
No idea, I shave my head every so often and most blokes I know do the same. You don't see many Englishmen with long flowing locks! |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:07 am Post subject: |
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safeblad wrote: |
bejarano-korea wrote: |
SeoulShakin wrote: |
Actually dressed quite well. Likely coming from work.
Nice slacks, button down shirt, dockers, etc. The comic book was the only thing that looked out of place.
That and the finger up the nose. |
What about his hair? short hair is always a good indicator of someone of the British persuasion. |
is true, every englishman i meet in korea has a shaved head (including myself some of the time) whats with that? |
I remember sitting in the lounge of a capsule hotel in Japan, looking at the back of a guy's head, and determining his ethnicity from that alone. Very short, blondish hair, small round head, a single gold earring. Turned out to be a lovely guy-- a forklift driver from Hull, I think. |
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