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wo buxihuan hanguoren

Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Location: Suyuskis
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:54 am Post subject: If God Were A Beer... |
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...would you use it to clean the stains from your toilet seat, or drink it and then use the bottle neck to smoke Mandrax tablets? |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:18 am Post subject: |
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I put on my robe and wizard hat. |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren

Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Location: Suyuskis
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:20 am Post subject: |
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Wow! Do you know about Zyzyfer's nightly D&D campaigns? We could use a trooper such as yourself these days, ever since the Bobster left it has just not been the same... |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:23 am Post subject: |
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Zyzfer couldn't handle my bad old self on the campaign trail. I'm a fu#cking geek gangster you know. |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:57 am Post subject: |
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... we'd all be hops and barley. How sad.  |
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Ryst Helmut

Joined: 26 Apr 2003 Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:07 am Post subject: |
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DRAMA OVERKILL wrote: |
... we'd all be hops and barley. How sad.  |
No, I'd be the next morning hurl...
!shoosh,
Ryst |
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee

Joined: 17 Jun 2007
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wo buxihuan hanguoren

Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Location: Suyuskis
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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I should change it to 'If life were just, how many times could I crush a Korean cop's head with a brick before getting a cramp?'....
Korean pig, I not only spit on and desecrate your grave, I will eat your mother alive. No jokes, cunt. |
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