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wo buxihuan hanguoren



Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:54 am    Post subject: If God Were A Beer... Reply with quote

...would you use it to clean the stains from your toilet seat, or drink it and then use the bottle neck to smoke Mandrax tablets?
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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wo buxihuan hanguoren



Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow! Do you know about Zyzyfer's nightly D&D campaigns? We could use a trooper such as yourself these days, ever since the Bobster left it has just not been the same...
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zyzfer couldn't handle my bad old self on the campaign trail. I'm a fu#cking geek gangster you know.
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... we'd all be hops and barley. How sad. Sad
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DRAMA OVERKILL wrote:
... we'd all be hops and barley. How sad. Sad


No, I'd be the next morning hurl...

!shoosh,

Ryst
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee



Joined: 17 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This seems appropriate:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_a9czLQjRE
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wo buxihuan hanguoren



Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I should change it to 'If life were just, how many times could I crush a Korean cop's head with a brick before getting a cramp?'....

Korean pig, I not only spit on and desecrate your grave, I will eat your mother alive. No jokes, cunt.
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