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Ilsanman

Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:53 am Post subject: How to make a Korean girl happy |
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1. Tell her she has an 'S-Line'.
2. Tell her that the food she cooks is '맛있다'
3. Tell her she isn't fat, even if she is. Also, remind her that she doesn't need to diet, nor have plastic surgery. |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:04 am Post subject: Re: How to make a Korean girl happy |
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Ilsanman wrote: |
1. Tell her she has an 'S-Line'.
2. Tell her that the food she cooks is '맛있다'
3. Tell her she isn't fat, even if she is. Also, remind her that she doesn't need to diet, nor have plastic surgery. |
Add orgasms and the odd special night out and it's universal for most women, mate.  |
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bellum99

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: don't need to know
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:05 am Post subject: |
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Make money...heaps of money. Also, you should never be home because a husband should make money and not relax at home. Did I mention a Korean woman will love you if you make a lot of money...yes....the answer is money. |
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Ilsanman

Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:26 am Post subject: |
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Money is how to get her to marry you. After that, its just a reason to fight. |
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shaunew

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Calgary
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:34 am Post subject: |
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Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money. |
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butlerian

Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Location: Korea
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:35 am Post subject: |
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shaunew wrote: |
Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money. |
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pkang0202

Joined: 09 Mar 2007
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:44 am Post subject: |
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Ilsanman wrote: |
Money is how to get her to marry you. After that, its just a reason to fight. |
Very true. |
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Cohiba

Joined: 01 Feb 2005
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:46 am Post subject: KGs |
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MAN! I love KGs. |
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Matman
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:49 am Post subject: |
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shaunew wrote: |
Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money. |
Judging by Korean porn movies (which I never watch) it takes a tongue in there, not a finger, to make a Korean girl happy.
I've never tested the theory. |
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shaunew

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Calgary
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:51 am Post subject: |
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Matman wrote: |
shaunew wrote: |
Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money. |
Judging by Korean porn movies (which I never watch) it takes a tongue in there, not a finger, to make a Korean girl happy.
I've never tested the theory. |
A tongue in the bum. Now that is kinky. I will try it with my wife tonight and let you know. |
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:52 am Post subject: |
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Of course, money is king and needed for travel and eating, but I would show her the world and culture her to appreciate a whole lot more in life in making my favorite most special travel buddy. I think I would be afraid she would leave me upon gaining another citizenship status and all this extra worldly knowledge. I am not here to get a woman, but wouldn't it be special if that happened? My mom hopes so, but I am only doing that if it is an accident that is right. Rule #1, no babies, I mean no cute and funny little ones due it not being feasable. Let's be free and fly high together, the world is over populated as it is, how are all these kids going to prosper in 20 years from now with a lack of jobs while I will struggle in a retirement of poverty? I know I would be lucky to make it through life without going broke, much less trying to raise kids paycheck to paycheck when jobs come and go and pay is not consistent.
Rub her *beep* at night to get her all hot and she might get mighty fine and happy with you. That sounds like a fun way to make her happy too. I see all kinds of pretty ones saying high to me and giggle as I pass by them in stores everyday, but 20 year olds are too young for me. |
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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: soul of Asia
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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Be a rich guy. I know Korean girls who only care about what's in a guy's wallet. Heck, I am a princess, but I am NOT that bad. Someone at work even told me, you are not as bad as some of the Korean princesses because they only care about a guy's money and then treat him badly. This was coming from a Korean girl's mouth, too. I used to work with a Korean girl who said a guy must be rich for her to date him, and he has to pay for everything all the time. I believe a guy should do most of the paying, but hey, I'd pick up the tab for drinks if he bought dinner, etc. I also would not expect a guy o always pay for 5 star places. Like, I'd rather have a guy take me to Dunkin Donuts and pay, rather than us go to an expensive place and pay myself. I still believe a guy should do most of the paying, but it doesn't have to always be 5 star places. But, sometimes, I would want that. |
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FlagWaver
Joined: 12 Apr 2003
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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The married ones are the easiest to get into bed. Usually Korean wives will take an English class to escape boredom knowing that their Korean husbands are either working at the office or out drinking with their company buddies and having sex with prostitutes. The wives are lonely, bored and always looking for something to do. Most of the ones I've slept with are between the ages of 33-40 and know that their husbands cheat on them.
I've slept with a few university girls too, but the housewives are easier and cheaper with lower maintenence. |
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Mix1
Joined: 08 May 2007
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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1. have money
2. be tall (ish)
3. be "hansome"
4. wear nice shoes
5. carry their purse
6. don't ask them any hard questions
7. wear some pink
8. have money |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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Let her whine in that voice. "오빠아아아아아아." |
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