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garykasparov
Joined: 27 May 2007
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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject: British dwarf's p e n i s gets stuck to hoover |
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British dwarf's *beep* gets stuck to hoover
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AqHyLp2hV73Mg5roZFz7Cris0NUE
EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his *beep* got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
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Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived." |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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I superglued myself to my motorbikes handlebars one morning at work.
My bar end kept coming loose so I decided to glue it on before work started and for whatever stupid reason decided to apply pressure to it by squeezing.
Had to wait for the secretary to arrive and bring down a stanley knige and cut the grip off the bike then get some solvents and get the glue off.
I hate superglue. Not the first time I have glued myself to something. |
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IncognitoHFX
Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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That wouldn't be nearly as funny if it wasn't a dwarf.
I'm going to hell. |
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ttompatz
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Location: Kwangju, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| this relates to living in Korea - HOW? |
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PeterDragon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| I see I'm not the only person browsing FARK at work today.... |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Captain Corea
Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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| ttompatz wrote: |
| this relates to living in Korea - HOW? |
I'm not sure this belongs anywhere on this forum... but yeah, definitely not here.
/report |
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Zulu
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:21 am Post subject: |
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| Maybe not, but c'mon, this is news! Too bad he wasn't a Scottish dwarf though: "Dohk-tor! Dohk-tor! Halp! Ai caenna geat thas hoofer uff mai paiker! |
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