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[The Great Toad]

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing




YOU CAN NOT HINDER ME! YOU SOFT ONES HAVE FAILED. THE BLOOD WILL FLOW FROM THEE BROKEN MOUTHS OF MY CHARGES! THE DARK TIDE LANDS IN INCHEON ANON. NO KOREAN WILL BE SPARED MY RED TONGUED BLADE OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENGLISH STEEL. FOOLS WILL BE CUT DOWN BY THE ENGLISH SWORD THAT COMES FROM MY MOUTH. WITH EACH SENTENCE I HANND DOWN THERE WILL BE A DESTRUCTION OF KOREAN. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. MY POWER IS SUPREME ON EVERY FIELD OF FOREIGN WAR I TAKE TO.

RUN AND FLEE BACK TO YOUR GATES TROJAN GIRL LOVERS. CAN YOU OUTRUN DREAD ACHILLES THE FAST RUNNER? NAY VERILY YOU WILL BE SKEWERED IN AGONY SPEARED THROUGH BY MY MECILESS PELIAN ASH OR Ahhh ENGLISH SAMCK. FLEE LIKE CLUELESS GOATS WHOSE BRAINS ARE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT AND SPEED OF MY ENGLISH DESTIER.

ALL MONKEYS KNOW ME AND PAY ME HOMAGE. THE SMALL ONES WILL BEG MY FAVOR AND PRESENCE AND THEIR MOTHERS WILL SEND THEM TO ME FOR TRAINING IN THE WAYS OF ENGLISH POWER.

FOOLS BEFORE ME! CLOWNS WHO WOULD QUESTION ME: AND BEG FOR MY CRUEL CORRECTION. YES THE DEATH OF KONGLISH DRAWS NIGH ALL FOOLS WHO SAY HELLO TO ME WILL BE SUMMARILY PUT TO THE QUESTION "DO YOU HAVE TEEPEE?"

Anyhow I fly out to Korea on Friday, I'd like to be greeted at the Airport by at least three or four hugging cutaah girls. But, I'll settle for somewhat chubby Canadian Hawkwon teachers providing they provide me with Kim Chee Kisses, and a tall boy of OB. (please keep the PMs clean I am a gentleman)

I have taken another job in Korea because Taiwan drivers keep getting hit by my bike and I am tired of kicking cars going the wrong way to try to correct them in basic rules of the road, further these scooter drivers may actually be more quacky than me http://youtube.com/watch?v=_T8MOol1uGc -- and that is a terrible state to be in...

Oh and my schools here are lame- students are great though... so I'll see ya all in Korea on Friday. Please PM me and offer to buy me 3 pound Outback steaks.

[endo]

You're an idiot.

[DRAMA OVERKILL]

"Lord of Jeju". Please... A two year stint does not make anyone that special.

[rockstarsmooth]

i <3 you, great toad.
however, as i am gainfully employed and have an active social life, i will neither greet you at the airport with kimchi kisses nor buy you a 3 pound outback steak.
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right now i'm listening to: electric eel shock - do the metal

[Kimchi Cha Cha]

Hear not of those naysayers, great Lord. Let me be the first to welcome you back to the bosom of Korea. May thee continue upon thy noble road of teaching the natives the great language of the Toad.


(Sorry everyone, I got a little carried away. It is quite fun to write like the Toad.)

[the eye]

You remind me of my younger cousin. He never shut the *beep* up.

^edit*
I say this without prejudice.

[Teufelswacht]

Are you coming back to Jeju?

[wo buxihuan hanguoren]

I know jajdue, and he knows this Great Toad guy. I like jajdude, the guy is a good friend, and he says that the Great Toad, in person, is a good guy, and I believe jajdude.

Great Toad, I have no idea what you're on, and I don't want any, but welcome back I guess. You should've gone to Vietnam instead, good money and girls there, but anyway, if you're going to Korea again, make sure it's Seoul - everywhere else sucks.

[safeblad]

welcome back toad

you have always been an inspiration to me during my time on the rock

[The Great Toad]

I took a job in one of the big cities in Corea. Jeju is a burnt ruin after I had all the orange tree orchards cut down and burned King Richard invades France style. Also, I think Jajadude is fine fellow too so you must be cool too. Thanks for all the great welcomes... I tried to get this 28 year old Taiwan teacher who is smart, kind and attractive to marry me and come to Korea, but she declined... I then offered to marry her and start a goat farm in Kenting but she said she does not like animals... but I did thank her, get her email, and kiss her (the first and probably the last time) goodbye. I think when I come to Korea again I am going to make it a habit of hugging and doing the double kiss greeting thing Latin style- that was one of the nicer things about living and teaching in Central America.

[Smee]

Anything that keeps him from posting so much is a blessing.

[kiwiduncan]

I like bikes. Any good mtb trails in Cheju or is it mostly road? I read an article about a nice xc trail in 'Bicylce Life' but Korean riders have told me the trails are not that hot.

[knee-highs]

Oh, great!

Another middle-class blowhard is coming to Korea.

[chriswylson]

Toad, you sound even more pathetic and desperate than jajdude, if that's possible.

[nautilus]

If your main problem with Taiwan was the chaotic traffic, I doubt you'll see a big diff. in Korea.