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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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 Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:20 am Post subject: Lord Give Me Strength |
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Man, I just got a new phone so I have to do this crap again.
The name of my dong is Beon 1 Dong.
Simple, right? No.
So when I try and order food (pizza), and I tell them my dong, they think I am just saying the number (beon). If I ever have to hear the words 'museun dong i ye yo' again, well, wait, I can't stop hearing them because they won't stop saying them.
Time to get aggressive - call up and demand to speak to an English speaker I guess.
I hate my dong. |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:25 am Post subject: |
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| Again! This is ridiculous - they keep telling me my dong doesn't exist - I am telling the dumb cow that I stay a 10 minute walk from Suyu Stn Pizza Hut - I am going to punch something, jesus *beep*.... |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:28 am Post subject: |
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| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| Again! This is ridiculous - they keep telling me my dong doesn't exist - I am telling the dumb cow that I stay a 10 minute walk from Suyu Stn Pizza Hut - I am going to punch something, jesus *beep*.... |
why not give them your old telephone number |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Success!
Now if anyone can tell me why, when I tell them them I stay in room number 201, and they keep saying '701?', it would be much appreciated.
How the hell does 'ee' sound like 'chil' in any case? |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:30 am Post subject: |
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| Juregen wrote: |
| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| Again! This is ridiculous - they keep telling me my dong doesn't exist - I am telling the dumb cow that I stay a 10 minute walk from Suyu Stn Pizza Hut - I am going to punch something, jesus *beep*.... |
why not give them your old telephone number |
Never! That number is dead and buried like the Italians' ability to make good music - it is done and gone! |
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alpope23
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:42 am Post subject: Re: Lord Give Me Strength |
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| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
I hate my dong. |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:53 am Post subject: |
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| Papa John's. Pizza Hut, Dominos - why do they never give a man napkins when they deliver? At least it would compensate for the heartburn tablets I have to take after eating their pizza... |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:58 am Post subject: |
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| Stop bragging ass hole or I will have to give you a good rogering. |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:00 am Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
| Stop bragging ass hole or I will have to give you a good rogering. |
Still stuck in the bumhole of Seoul, MokDong I take it, where a man can't even buy fresh raisins or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, hey? Poor little fella! |
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rockstarsmooth
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:14 am Post subject: |
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where you getting the reese's peanut butter cups!?
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 right now i'm listening to: the pogues - lorca's novena |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:16 am Post subject: |
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| rockstarsmooth wrote: |
where you getting the reese's peanut butter cups!?
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right now i'm listening to: the pogues - lorca's novena |
The black markets in Shinchon and Songtan are filled with them. 5000 a bag I think, but ultra-melted.
You know Lesbian Park in Shinchon, right? The new-ish store across from there that sells American goods definitely has them. MokDong does not, so to hell with you and your despicable ways, jajdude, to hell I say! |
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indytrucks
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| The black markets in ... Songtan are filled with them. 5000 a bag I think, but ultra-melted. |
That's not surprising. I've nearly had it with the Songtan black market. I swear 3/4 of the stuff in there is expired. I picked up a packet of sandwich meat the other week and the date was June 2006! The woman said that because it had been in the freezer it was still okay. Yeah, right. I was gonna challenge her to eat a few slices in front of me. They haven't had Speed Sitck in a dog's age, just crappy Old Spice that burns the fuk out of my sensitive pits. Their crisp selection is still spot on, but that's about it.
Rubbish. I'm stuck with crap Costco, which has been steadily going downhill in its own right.
Hijack over. |
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newteacher
Joined: 31 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:27 am Post subject: |
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| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| Juregen wrote: |
| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| Again! This is ridiculous - they keep telling me my dong doesn't exist - I am telling the dumb cow that I stay a 10 minute walk from Suyu Stn Pizza Hut - I am going to punch something, jesus *beep*.... |
why not give them your old telephone number |
Never! That number is dead and buried like the Italians' ability to make good music - it is done and gone! |
The Italians made good music?
You know the Ramones were Jewish, right? |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:30 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, Old Spice burns my pits, too. Hate that stuff.
But yeah, I used to live in the Chinese area of Guro, bought soy sauce once when I bought frozen dumplings from the one store, the expiry date was October 2005 I think (only noticed it when I got home).
Sure, they had cheap TsingTaos, but even that tasted offish. Had the same from an Indo mart in Suwon, bought curry powder that was also 2 years old.
Annoying, yeah? |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| newteacher wrote: |
| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| Juregen wrote: |
| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| Again! This is ridiculous - they keep telling me my dong doesn't exist - I am telling the dumb cow that I stay a 10 minute walk from Suyu Stn Pizza Hut - I am going to punch something, jesus *beep*.... |
why not give them your old telephone number |
Never! That number is dead and buried like the Italians' ability to make good music - it is done and gone! |
The Italians made good music?
You know the Ramones were Jewish, right? |
Mozart was cool, for a Sicilian I guess. |
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