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atomic42

Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Location: Gimhae
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: Jesus and his freaks at my door |
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How can I prevent the bastards from knocking on my door and disturbing the morning calm? It's really fucking annoying. |
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jeffkim1972
Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Location: Mokpo
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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put a Christian sticker on your door. They only go after the non-believers. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: Re: Jesus and his freaks at my door |
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atomic42 wrote: |
How can I prevent the bastards from knocking on my door and disturbing the morning calm? It's really *beep* annoying. |
Sell them a bongo truck with a 170 decibel loudspeaker on it so they have something else to do. |
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atomic42

Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Location: Gimhae
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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Not bad but I was thinking more along the lines of a can of Raid. A couple blasts to the face oughta learn the mfers. |
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The_Eyeball_Kid

Joined: 20 Jun 2007
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:58 pm Post subject: Re: Jesus and his freaks at my door |
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atomic42 wrote: |
How can I prevent the bastards from knocking on my door and disturbing the morning calm? It's really *beep* annoying. |
Answer the door naked, whilst fucking a handful of your own shit. |
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john
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject: Make a quiz and give it to them when they knock on your door |
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Make a quiz and give it to them when they knock on your door. I prefer http://www.evilbible.com
This is a True / False Quiz. I am doing this research to enable my enlightenment. Circle the correct answer.
True/False – Is murder and rape advocated in the bible?
(Deuteronomy 20:10-14) As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
True/False – Does the Bible say to kill rape victims?
(Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB) If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife. |
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atomic42

Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Location: Gimhae
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one.  |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject: Re: Jesus and his freaks at my door |
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atomic42 wrote: |
How can I prevent the bastards from knocking on my door and disturbing the morning calm? It's really *beep* annoying. |
Answer the door and show them your morning glory, or dress like an Afghan.
Was it actually Jesus who knocked on your door? |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: Jesus and his freaks at my door |
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ED209 wrote: |
atomic42 wrote: |
How can I prevent the bastards from knocking on my door and disturbing the morning calm? It's really *beep* annoying. |
Answer the door and show them your morning glory, or dress like an Afghan.
Was it actually Jesus who knocked on your door? |
If Jesus did come to the door, you could slap him on one cheek with your morning glory and see if he presented the other. |
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:01 am Post subject: |
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I get them often too. Usually they leave me alone and walk off once they see I don't speak Korean, but sometimes they sure try hard. Those Jehovah Witnesses are real hunters as they scout the Homeplus and Emarts looking for foreigners.
Today, I had a very pretty woman show up about an hour ago at my door. When I opened the door, she just said, have a nice day and proceeded to walk away. I asked her why she was here and she just gave me a blank stare. I asked if she was a church person and she said yes, have a nice day and walked off. She sounded like a fluent speaker, but wouldn't stick around to talk. Strange. I have been here for 8 months and don't know one Korean outside of work nor any neighbors.
I think I will just stop answering the door and tell people who know me to say my name when they knock or else I won't answer.
I often see heads and faces taking peeps into my one window and they run off quickly when I spot them. I think there is much more than church people going on here, totally nosiness. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:19 am Post subject: |
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I saw four of them(girls) on the subway in Daegu. Just as the doors shut they stood up and started singing. Then handed out leaflets to the disinterested. But it's really the 'Heavenly Mudder' ones that make me laugh. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Put a sign up saying that if you have not made an appointment then don't ring the doorbell.
I hate them, what the *beep* is it with other religions and trying to press their beliefs onto other people.
JW's do it, bible thumpers do it, the muslims don't though do they. |
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tanklor1
Joined: 13 Jun 2006
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Answer your door in your pj's worked for me. |
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