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Vick finds Jesus
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Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:12 pm    Post subject: Vick finds Jesus Reply with quote

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"Through this situation I've found Jesus," he added. He vowed to redeem himself, saying, "I have to.


Ah man, now all the Jesus freaks will love him. Do something bad, say you've found religion and all is forgiven.

I hate religion more and more each day.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
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RobertX



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jesus is slow, should have found him before he brutally murdered all those poor dogs.
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't say what he did to Jesus when he found him. Did he put him in a ring with Mohammed? I'll put 100 on Mohammed to win.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Gotta love the quick wits behind this...the official Michael Vick Chew Toy for dogs.
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Ya-ta Boy



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've found Jesus


Shouldn't people consider twice about choosing a religion where the founder gets lost so often?
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twg



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amazing how wanting back your millions of dollars a year gets some guys religion.
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MANDRL



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say good for him.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MANDRL wrote:
I say good for him.


Of course, if you're a Jesus freak.

We find out Mother Theresa rejects god and Vick accepts. Kinda like Seinfeld on the "Even Steven" episode.
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faster



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dick Cheney and his quail-tard hunting buddies love Jesus, too.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've found Jesus


In America this is default mode for the rich and fatuous.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even Jesus can't save Vick's signing bonus...
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JMO



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It must be like looking for your car keys, he's always in the last place you look. I officially hate him even more.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This just in:

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The Idaho Republican arrested June 11 in an MSP restroom entered a guilty plea Aug. 8.

By Mark Craig, Star Tribune

Last update: August 27, 2007 � 9:27 PM

U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, an Idaho Republican, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in Minnesota this month after being arrested by a plainclothes police officer investigating complaints of lewd conduct in a men's restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.


A Republican no less.

He'll be next one to go into "default mode."
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Adventurer



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was pretty dumb when the NAACP was defending Vick. I am sure all the African Americans who backed him up in those protetsts feel like they got egg on their faces. Well, I wouldn't be so quick to defend a man that the police reported they found dead dogs on his property. I understand being innocent until proven guilty, but there is something called common sense. I don't have sympathy for the guy, really, considering we are talking about so many dogs being killed just for pleasure. I hope he truly is repenting for what he did, but I don't think he should play again for a professional team, because way too many young guys are saying so many bad role models in sports and in the music industry.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

His $37 M signing bonus is at stake here w/ little or no legal recourse!! Christ, I'd start wearing yamicahs, jesus-pieces, or buddhist beads.
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