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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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 Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: The Evil Penguin is NAKED!!! |
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After working on it for the past few weeks and all of last night and most of this morning...... the Evil Penguin has finally completed his second last masters paper and is now celebrating by seductively lolling back on his bed completely naked except for a fish-skin g-string and a few crumbs of tinned tuna.
As he slowly becomes aroused by his wild erotic day-dreams about sea-gulls, suddenly the door opens and in walks......
(please please please let it be Kermo....) |
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| is it Wendolyne? or Lady Tottington? |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Princess |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Princess takes one look at the the Evil Penguin's masculine nakedness and runs out of the room screaming "Oh its so horrible and dirty!!!". She then goes home and writes a post on daves about another failed relationship.
The evil penguin resumes his erotic dreaming about sea-gulls. Just when he is getting to the bit where all the female sea-gulls start wrestling each other over a bit of dried bread, the door opens again and in walks..... |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| the door opens again and in walks..... |
A WALRUS!!! |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| the door opens again and in walks..... |
A WALRUS!!! |
Is it a male walrus or a female walrus?? It makes a difference to my reaction......... |
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creesschaef
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Location: Gyeonggi-do
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Male.
His name is Craig Stadler. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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| creesschaef wrote: |
Male.
His name is Craig Stadler. |
The evil penguin looks up at the intruding walrus and says "Hey Craig... can you please go away. Can't you see that I'm naked and in a state of excitement due to having erotic dreams about seagulls?????
Maybe you can go and visit Princess. Get her while she's vulnerable. But leave me alone while I'm .... also vulnerable...."
The walrus leaves the room and closes the door. The evil penguin breathes a sigh of relief that this story didn't turn into some homo-erotic piece involving marine animals....
Just as the evil penguin prepares to continue his dreaming (the final ....ummmmm... climax to the dream approaching).... the door opens again and in walks.............. |
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PeterDragon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| ...Rain |
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Bondgirl
Joined: 26 May 2007
Location: in my Aston Martin
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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Gees, I was expecting saucy photographs and had got a bucket of popcorn ready and put on a Barry White album and it turns out to be this odd-ball pseudo erotica work... still.. not a bad picture, the Walrus and the fish-skin pants at least. By the way, did you draw this? Is it your fantasy?....
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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The evil penguin frustratedly stops his dream mid seagull-orgy and looks up at the intruder.
"I'm sorry Rain" says the now somewhat less aroused but still exhibiting certain obvious signs of excitement penguin "But you don't get me wet....get it...rain...making me wet....hee hee hee"
The evil penguin laughs so much at his own pathetic joke that he does end up actually making himself wet but not in a good way.
Rain climbs out of the window, blushing red from having seen the penguins naughty bits in all their splendour. Rain decides to jump... having realised that not only is his own dangly jiggly specimen inferior to that of all the waeguk males (and even some of the females) in his country (especially the australians... not so much the canadians...)..... but is also much much tinier then even a lowly penguin's. (of course the evil penguin is no normal penguin. He can type afterall, which is pretty unusual in the penguin world... generally the keyboards short out in the water before they (the penguins) can gain any proficiency)...
The evil penguin starts to dry himself off with some of Princess's underwear (stolen from her balcony when she was at work) when the door opens again. In walks......... |
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shantaram
Joined: 10 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Two hot lesbians |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Princess (again) |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| A geographically confused polar bear....and princess. |
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SeoulShakin
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| The Frog Prince (who may or may not be able to get you in tight with the ever-elusive Kermo). |
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