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[bejarano-korea]

If you are from the Merseyside area in the north of England, you will know of 'Purple Aki'

Purple Aki is a 6ft 6ins, 300lbs monster of Nigerian descent who is also gay, he tends to like men with a bit of muscle, so he spends his time around the rugby league playing areas of St Helens, Warrington, Wigan and Widnes stalking muscly men.

His favourite trick is to ask the cornered victim if they want either a 'pop' or a 'slash' a pop is ermm... anal sex and if you pick the 'slash' Purple Aki
slices a 'P' and an 'A' into each buttcheek

Called Purple Aki 'he is so black he is purple' his story comes across as
urban myth, his dad was a high court judge and Aki himself has studied the law which has got him in with some nortorious Liverpool gangsters who Aki got off some serious charges.

This came in handy on day as Aki stalked the Wigan rugby league team.
A rumour was he trapped and forced several members of the wigan rugby league team to do bench presses while sitting on top of them.

With Wigan who were at the time the club champions of the world, the senior members of the team asked Aki to meet them at Menses park to have it out. Aki turned up wit 30 tooled up thugs from Toxteth and the world champion rugby league team ran off!

Here is his wikipedia entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

Anyway, here is some news clips about him:

http://www.sthelensreporter.co.uk/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=70&ArticleID=713136

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6087922.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6390471.stm

And a very funny cartoon based on Purple Aki (it is the head of Emile heskey though )

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3YAL4QFXDRI

A hollywood film was made based on the character of Purple Aki, but I forgot what it is called. As was a song called Ode to Purple Ackey. If you work with anyone from the Liverpool/Manchester area just say the words 'Purple Aki' and watch their face contort with fear, espcially if they like lifting weights!

Does anyone know of a local psycho who can top that?

[SeoulShakin]

I think that may just be the strangest story I've ever read.

[bejarano-korea]

[SeoulShakin]

You are entering a whole new world of fear though.

Beware the visor-wearing, bullet-proof permed Ajumma.

[Pligganease]

Weird...

He's like a cross between this guy and this guy.