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mack4289 · Joined: 06 Dec 2006

This one could be offensive but I think you guys can handle it (and hopefully) contribute to it. Basically the idea is to think of the most creative, offensive way to get other people to kill you (or at least beat the he*l out of you). You could make this into a television show featuring terminally ill people who want to go out in a memorable way.

Some of these might really offend some people. Fair warning.

- preaching Christianity in Afghanistan. I hear that's dangerous.
- go to a bar in any rusted-out, working class town and buy the whole place a round of sex on the beaches. If you're anywhere outside of America, be sure to wear an American flag t-shirt and refer to soccer as, well, "soccer". Bonus points if you bring a friend to pose as a biracial homosexual couple.
- go to a Korean soccer game wearing as much Japan gear as you can find and offer everyone cups of sake.
- try to sell framed pictures of the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombings at the Yasukuni Shrine in Japan.
- go to a settlement in Israel and try to get people to invest in a Holocaust-themed amusement park. Call it "Auschwitz Land."
- go to a Palestinian village and try to get people to invest in a Holocaust museum.
- get dropped off in the middle of Darfur with a bag of money and a bag of groceries.
- go to any dangerous, predominantly black neighborhood in the US with a petition to have a day honoring Martin Luther King's assassin.
- go to any dangerous, predominantly white area in the Southern US with a petition to have a day honoring Malcolm X.

browneyedgirl · Joined: 17 Jul 2007

Go to a martial arts competition with a "Bruce Lee Sucks" T-shirt. Someone will hurt you.

princess · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: soul of Asia

I'm not so sure the Malcolm X thing would work in the south. Not everyone in the south is racist. I went to the theater to see Malcolm X and I was the only whitey in the whole place...hehehe

ED209 · Joined: 17 Oct 2006

Go partying with Steve Coogan.

Rapacious Mr. Batstove · Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: Central Areola

Make a fake C4/TNT jacket and go for a stroll down the tube in London.

Failing that, just look Middle Eastern and run really fast, you'll be shot in no time.

merkurix · Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: Not far from the deep end.

patongpanda · Joined: 06 Feb 2007

There are some really terrible* videos on the interwebs called "The Incredible Racist" where the guy actually does these things for real.

- Takes his KKK uniform to the dry cleaners in the black part of town.
- Picks up Mexican workers and transports them to the Immigration office.
- Wears Jewish garb and sells stuff inside a mosque.

* terribly funny in an I'm going to hell for laughing kind of way.

mack4289 · Joined: 06 Dec 2006

Did you mean the Amazing Racist? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/163402/amazing_racist/ Here's one of them, seems like the guy you were talking about. The problem with doing these kinds of stunts in the US is that by now most people there have seen an Ali G/Tom Green type show and must have some idea they're being f*cked with. Still, those people do seem genuinely pi*sed off.