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The Great Wall of Whiner
Joined: 24 Jan 2003 Location: Middle Land
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject: Brooke Hogan: The new Brittany Spears |
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Hulk Hogan's daugher, Brooke, is starting her musical career.
http://www.brookehoganmusic.com/
I wonder if any guy in his right mind would dare go near her, lest he get bodyslammed, leg-dropped, pile-drived, DDT'ed and gosh only knows what else?
I read an interview of her and it was funny. Her dad won't let her date, and she has a strict curfew. She had ONE date with a 22 year-old friend of the family, and Hulk Hogan grilled the guy on his sexual history.
Poor Brooke. Come to China; I will emancipate you!  |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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She's got too much of an airbrushed, centrefold look about her, don't you think? I mean, great if she wants to be an airbrushed centrefold model, but a singer? An entertainer? She looks too plastic to me, even by Britney standards. |
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Bulsajo

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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I heard parts of the same interview, it's from an upcoming reality show (like we need another one...)
Hogan's questions (on the part that I heard) revolved around the age difference, "what's a 22 year old doing sniffing around a 16 year old"? Seems like a pretty reasonable question but yeah, why didn't he just put a sleeper on the guy? |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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Look at the chin on that gal... She was a man!!!! I sware its true she must have had a sex change!!! |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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The Great Wall of Whiner wrote: |
read an interview of her and it was funny. Her dad won't let her date, and she has a strict curfew. She had ONE date with a 22 year-old friend of the family, and Hulk Hogan grilled the guy on his sexual history.
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You kiddin' me..I'd date her just so I'd have the honor of getting grilled by the Hulkster.
I love to hear him call me a Jabroni and threaten me with his 26" pythons.
I'd say my prayers and eat my vitamins..follow the Hulkster around wherever he went asking him a million questions...
I'd be in the eye of the Hulk-a-mania storm brother! |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder if something called "Hulk Hagwon" would be successful. I bet it would, because kids would think it's more fun than some place called "Elite Princeton 1-2-3, A-B-C English Academy". |
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just because

Joined: 01 Aug 2003 Location: Changwon - 4964
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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What about the next (insert name)????
Franly speaking, who gives a flying .....
I'm wondering what mom looks like??? |
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Moldy Rutabaga

Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Nice to see that she has earned her fame through years of hard gigging, musical talent, and original, thought-provoking songwriting.
Ken:> |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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Moldy Rutabaga wrote: |
Nice to see that she has earned her fame through years of hard gigging, musical talent, and original, thought-provoking songwriting.
Ken:> |
Yeah, she's seen it and done it all. Quite a story of overcoming hardships and setbacks, of persevering against all odds, of coming back after all the critics had written you off. It's the genuine commitment to her art that's so inspirational, I think. Amazing what this kid has gone through, ain't it? |
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Bulsajo

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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sparkx wrote: |
I love to hear him call me a Jabroni and threaten me with his 26" pythons.
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One better- you're in a bar with a bunch of expats in Brussels and he comes over and asks you where he can score some weed. [1989]
(This didn't happen to me but to a buddy of mine; I was one of the 'bunch of expats' and never actually talked to the guy) |
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Demophobe

Joined: 17 May 2004
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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The best (and most telling) part is that the site loads up with an instrumental piece....no singing. Is this supposed to be an example of how well her people behind the scenes compose her music and market her? She is a singer, yes?
Wait...I'm sure she write her own tunes...
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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DAMN the boy that takes her out.. better get her home on time
OR it might be hulkamania on his arse when he gets home!!
from the REAL AMERICAN!!! |
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AdamH

Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Location: Bachman Turner Overdrive...Let's Rock!
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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I'd date her just so I could go round to his house and humiliate him in an arm-wrestling match. Then I'd make him cry by talking smack about his acting in 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain.
Then, and only then, would I help myself to the contents of his fridge and shag his wife. |
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FUBAR
Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Location: The Y.C.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:50 am Post subject: |
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I just watched the Premiere of his reality series (I doubt it is though) of the Hogans. He lets that 22 year old guy go on one date with the daughter, but he has to have her back before dark AND he must drive in her car. That's b/c Hogan installed a GPS in her SUV so he can go online and track all her movements. It's pretty funny when he goes online and says "She's not supposed to be going that way" and calls her up to find out what the score is. |
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Derrek
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Demophobe wrote: |
The best (and most telling) part is that the site loads up with an instrumental piece....no singing. Is this supposed to be an example of how well her people behind the scenes compose her music and market her? She is a singer, yes?
Wait...I'm sure she write her own tunes...
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I noticed this, and laughed as well. |
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