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[merkurix]

This summer I went back to the U.S. for vacation. I hung out with a couple of my best friends and we all decided to go out clubbing. We decided to do this for our friend who was kinda lonely and was single and looking. So we went to this techno-dance club not far away from where my parent's live in California.

As soon as I walk in there, I realized I was really too old to be clubbing. As I am definitely off the market, I didn't have to worry about any meat-market pressures that come with a night club. But my single best friend did. So he makes his move to the bar.

He sees this superbly hot smokin' blond, who was just utterly stunning beyond belief. She was sitting by herself having a what seemed to be a sex-on-the-beach cocktail, staring emptily at the people dancing out there.

My buddy, failing to make eye contact from afar, goes in to grab her attention:

Buddy: Hey . . .

Girl: Hey . . .

(She said this rather reluctantly.)

Buddy: Would you like dance?

(Already her face began to contort with indignation.)

Girl: With you?? Hell fking no!

Buddy: Well that's not very nice! Listen. You see here's the thing. You see, I am actually gay. And from afar, I honestly thought you were a guy. Shave that upper lip, will ya?

I cannot tell the story well, but you had to have seen it. She gets up from her chair and flips him off and storms out toward the women's restroom. My friend has just ruined her whole night, I thought. I thought that was an amazing rejection comeback (BTW my friend is a metrosexual straight dude).

What are other rejection comebacks you've heard before or have used before? Do tell your story.

[diver]

Guy: Would you like to dance?

Girl" With you? Hell effing no!

Guy: What?

Girl: I won't dance with you!

Guy: Dance? No, no, no...I said 'You look fat in those pants'.

[browneyedgirl]

How about: You shouldn't be so choosy. I wasn't.

[atomic42]

What is this "rejection"?

[pkang0202]

A buddy of mine got turned down at a bar. She got up to leave and he yells, "You b***h! You gave my brother herpes!" It just so happened that the music was switching to a different song at that moment and everyone in the bar heard him.


Everyone at the bar looked at him. They then turned their attention to the girl he was staring at. Immediately 2 guys standing closest to the girl jumped backwards creating space. The girl looked at my buddy for a second, with the death stare, yelled a few obscenities his way and walked off.

The funny thing is that he got free drinks from the bartender and the people sitting next to him.

[Sash]

[Alias]

Topic should be "Men who can't take rejection like Men"

[Young FRANKenstein]

[Qinella]

Um.. I hope you were joking about that, because if not it was just a d[i]ck move and not especially clever, nor warranted. The woman had kids and was obviously sick of your goofy 80s rock Van Halen wannabe crap. I imagine you guys probably looked something like this:



To me, you sound like a jackass and a nerd. "huh huh, dig this, man. Like a quarter century ago me and some dudes were rocking out hard and this bloated babe was all killing our buzz. I told her she was fat, and she started crying! haha! Right on man.."

[nautilus]

So a hot woman has to spend the night being devastatingly insulted by whoever she doesn't want to get with? I think you call that...sour grapes.

[Ginormousaurus]

[pkang0202]

[nautilus]

[canuckistan]

Here's mine with a twist of sorts.

Guy hitting on me. It's clear I want nothing to do with him. He gets even more annoying. I very plainly tell him to get on a boat to f***-offityland.

"You're a biatch" he says looking smug thinking he's just dropped the bomb on me and I'm going to get all horrified, crumble, and cry.

"No I'm not" I say leaning closer to his face "I'm a f***ing biatch!"

He sure wasn't expecting that

[nautilus]