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koon_taung_daeng



Joined: 28 Jan 2007
Location: south korea

PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:16 pm    Post subject: Wierd dreams Reply with quote

any body have absurd dreams?

here are 2 of mine

1.Kim jong ill's son beat the shit out of me in a ufc match.

2.I was friends with a killer whale and a penguin but the penguin was mad at me because my friend tried to eat him.


is there some Froydian way to interpret these dreams or am i just an idiot?
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safeblad



Joined: 17 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think that any body and every body will conclude that there is no Froydian way of explaining these dreams so.....
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deadman



Joined: 27 May 2006
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

safeblad wrote:
i think that any body and every body will conclude that there is no Froydian way of explaining these dreams so.....


.... you're going to have to do it yoyself.

First write down everything you can remember as soon as possible.

Then, to decipher the meaning of the dream (a meaning ascribed by your own subconscious) you ask questions to the characters in the dream about their feelings and motivations and answer them yourself - if you answer without thinking you can get insight into what your mind was doing.

Eg:
Q. Jong Il jr, why do you want to beat me up?
A. There will be seven years of plenty, and then seven years of famine.

Q. Penguin, where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
A. I already told you, your friend tried to eat me.

Q Killer Whale, where was the stooped and mealy-colored man called Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
A. Huh?

It works, trust me.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You drug using foreigner! Laughing
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bibbitybop wrote:
You drug using foreigner! Laughing


Hehehe... Wink
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PeterDragon



Joined: 15 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dreamed I was on a date with some K-Girl. We were drinking wine, eating gimbab and holding hands--- Inside the massive moving shovel of a crane. She was explaining to me in broken English that this was a new dating trend in Korea.

Had another dream about this message board. John Goodman, reprising his role in the film "Mother Night", came to me as I sat on a Gwangmyeong park bench, a la Howard Campbell. He tried to recruit me as a CIA spy/mole. He explained to me that all of the posters on ESLCafe were also spies,and that I'd be a good addition to the team. I geuss it was more of a dream about Vonnegut.

Living in this country is skullfucking me; I need a condom for my brain.


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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PeterDragon wrote:
I dreamed I was on a date with some K-Girl. We were drinking wine, eating gimbab and holding hands--- Inside the massive moving shovel of a bulldozer. She was explaining to me in broken English that this was a new dating trend in Korea.

Had another dream about this message board. John Goodman, reprising his role in the film "Mother Night", came to me as I sat on a Gwangmyeong park bench, a la Howard Campbell. He tried to recruit me as a CIA spy/mole. He explained to me that all of the posters on ESLCafe were also spies,and that I'd be a good addition to the team. I geuss it was more of a dream about Vonnegut.

Living in this country is skullfucking me; I need a condom for my brain.


Stop being so negative!

Lol... Laughing
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a dream a few nights ago that I was back in my old neighborhood in the states, but all my neighbors were my Korean coworkers. The backyard of one of the houses was a kind of mail sorting area (I guess), and to get to the house I had to climb down several stories of boxes. The climax of the dream was finding that lots of insects were running around on the ground. There were these long blue millipede type insects with beaks that would burrow into my ankles and come out every few seconds for air. I had to pull them out and step on them. When I woke up my feet were killing me. Sad
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't eat a family size pizza right before going to bed.
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to have nightmares. I'd wake up and think I was back in Canada.

Then I went home for a bit. Had nightmares. Woke up and thought I was back in Korea.

Go figure.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smee wrote:
Had a dream a few nights ago that I was back in my old neighborhood in the states, but all my neighbors were my Korean coworkers. The backyard of one of the houses was a kind of mail sorting area (I guess), and to get to the house I had to climb down several stories of boxes. The climax of the dream was finding that lots of insects were running around on the ground. There were these long blue millipede type insects with beaks that would burrow into my ankles and come out every few seconds for air. I had to pull them out and step on them. When I woke up my feet were killing me. Sad


It means that Korea is your home. At least for now. And that there are too many obstacles to overcome to ever be a true member of society here.
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karma police



Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Location: all roads lead to where you are...

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:44 am    Post subject: Re: Wierd dreams Reply with quote

koon_taung_daeng wrote:
any body have absurd dreams?

here are 2 of mine

1.Kim jong ill's son beat the *beep* out of me in a ufc match.


you will lose an important opportunity coming your way if you betray the confidence of a friend or friends. don't divulge secrets or spread gossip no matter how petty or insignicant you may consider it...

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2.I was friends with a killer whale and a penguin but the penguin was mad at me because my friend tried to eat him.


beware of a false friend whose hidden yet active jealousy may cause you to lose the respect of a better or best friend or even a close relative.

sorry but not good dreams to remember. good luck nevertheless...
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much of this site will do that to ya.

Seriously, I have many weird dreams, but I'm a few biscuits short of a deck.
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Find a good pill pusher.

Learn how to pill shop.
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lucid dreams are often a sign of mild alcohol withdrawal. Possibly three days of heavy drinking followed by one day drying up.
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