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Did you know that virgins walk differently?

 
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:55 am    Post subject: Did you know that virgins walk differently? Reply with quote

I came downstairs today and saw a Jordanian student talking to one of mine, and doing a funny kind of walk. Curious, I went over to see what was going on.

The explanation was an eye-opener. Virgins walk with their feet pointed straight ahead. Other women walk with their feet pointed slightly out.

Isn't it amazing what you can learn in school?
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA.

Poor ballerinas.
If they've been trained since a young age, they usually walk naturally turned out. They're all going to be labelled.
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

when you've been f*cked by the pimp you walk with a limp!
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LUCRETIA



Joined: 20 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I walk with my toes pointed slightly inwards.

Does that mean I'm an extra-virgin Shocked
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Pligganease



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

itaewonguy wrote:
when you've been f*cked by the pimp you walk with a limp!


I'm soooooo stealing that line.
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pest2



Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUCRETIA wrote:
I walk with my toes pointed slightly inwards.

Does that mean I'm an extra-virgin Shocked


is your bike in korea a "lespo"? I can see where you are going on it.............................................
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Does that mean I'm an extra-virgin


I'll check with him today, but something tells me he will say pigeon-toed people are just over-compensating for a guilty conscience.


Razz
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If this was true, Japan would be a nation of virgins.

My wife told me an old myth, that you can tell if a girl's a virgin by giving them an umbrella (the long kind). They have to be sitting. Do they hold the umbrella between their legs or to the side of their legs? When she was in university this guy gave her an umbrella to hold, and she started humping it as a joke. He turned red and ran away, and my wife had to explain to all her female friends what he had just done.
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