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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:55 am Post subject: Did you know that virgins walk differently? |
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I came downstairs today and saw a Jordanian student talking to one of mine, and doing a funny kind of walk. Curious, I went over to see what was going on.
The explanation was an eye-opener. Virgins walk with their feet pointed straight ahead. Other women walk with their feet pointed slightly out.
Isn't it amazing what you can learn in school? |
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SeoulShakin

Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:29 am Post subject: |
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HAHAHAHA.
Poor ballerinas.
If they've been trained since a young age, they usually walk naturally turned out. They're all going to be labelled. |
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:37 am Post subject: |
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when you've been f*cked by the pimp you walk with a limp! |
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LUCRETIA

Joined: 20 Jun 2007
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:38 am Post subject: |
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I walk with my toes pointed slightly inwards.
Does that mean I'm an extra-virgin  |
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Pligganease

Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Location: The deep south...
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:51 am Post subject: |
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itaewonguy wrote: |
when you've been f*cked by the pimp you walk with a limp! |
I'm soooooo stealing that line. |
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pest2

Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:55 am Post subject: |
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LUCRETIA wrote: |
I walk with my toes pointed slightly inwards.
Does that mean I'm an extra-virgin  |
is your bike in korea a "lespo"? I can see where you are going on it............................................. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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Does that mean I'm an extra-virgin |
I'll check with him today, but something tells me he will say pigeon-toed people are just over-compensating for a guilty conscience.
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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If this was true, Japan would be a nation of virgins.
My wife told me an old myth, that you can tell if a girl's a virgin by giving them an umbrella (the long kind). They have to be sitting. Do they hold the umbrella between their legs or to the side of their legs? When she was in university this guy gave her an umbrella to hold, and she started humping it as a joke. He turned red and ran away, and my wife had to explain to all her female friends what he had just done. |
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