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My cousin the hot fox
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Tony_Balony



Joined: 12 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:39 pm    Post subject: My cousin the hot fox Reply with quote

I have a cousin thats drop dead gorgeous and worse, she works as a bar manager at my hometown's most popular sports bar. God she's hot. She generally does back office work but she has to pull barmaid duty - when that happens its tight jeans, low cut halter tops and lots of cleavage. It feels creepy to look at her but I can't help it. I'm safe before god because there is no arousal but I can't help feel lucky in a very real way.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1st cousin?
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Tony_Balony



Joined: 12 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, not 1st - daughter of my father's brother. True family without shades of gray.
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Beej



Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tony_Balony wrote:
No, not 1st - daughter of my father's brother. True family without shades of gray.


Isnt that your first cousin?
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tony_Balony wrote:
No, not 1st - daughter of my father's brother.

Daughter of your father's brother (daughter of your uncle) IS a first cousin.
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Are they the lemmings



Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: Not here anymore. JongnoGuru was the only thing that kept me here.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wikipedia says:
A system of degrees and removes is used to describe the relationship between [...] two cousins and the ancestor they have in common. The degree (first, second, third cousin, etc.) indicates the minimum number of generations separating either cousin from the common ancestor; the remove (once removed, twice removed, etc.) indicates the number of generations, if any, separating the two cousins from each other.
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boogiet



Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:04 am    Post subject: Yeah Reply with quote

Yeah dude that's your first cousin. Birth defect stuff.
I had a homey who was into his cousin, but he had to hold off.
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cbclark4



Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:15 am    Post subject: Re: Yeah Reply with quote

boogiet wrote:
Yeah dude that's your first cousin. Birth defect stuff.
I had a homey who was into his cousin, but he had to hold off.


The coupling of cousin's is as likely to spawn genius as it is to spawn defect.

http://cogprints.org/611/0/genius.html
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Henry VII



Joined: 14 Sep 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We live in modern times. There is now no reason for incest to be off-putting, as with basic genetics you can see if the child is defective and abort it. That is, if you want kids at all.
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mikowee



Joined: 03 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Haha. You're gross.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Henry VII wrote:
We live in modern times. There is now no reason for incest to be off-putting, as with basic genetics you can see if the child is defective and abort it. That is, if you want kids at all.


I think a line has to be drawn. 1st cousin is offlimits. 2nd cousin, its a gray zone, depends how hot she is. After that its all fair game
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if the OP is also a hot chick is that ok?

Hot lesbo cousins?
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ED209 wrote:
What if the OP is also a hot chick is that ok?

Hot lesbo cousins?


Nothing gross about that, then.
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't uncommon, in the olden days, for first cousins to be married. At least it wasn't uncommon in China.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tzechuk wrote:
It wasn't uncommon, in the olden days, for first cousins to be married. At least it wasn't uncommon in China.


Thats not saying much.....
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