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Bob S.
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There's a very interesting joke about it, I'll try to translate:
The man thought... and thought... and thought again about the way each one of them had spent the money. He finally made his decision.
He married the one with bigger butts. |
The American version of the joke ends:
He married the one with the bigger boobs.  |
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Rogerlz
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Well... I'm so sad because nothing happen with the girl that I said, but I begin something with a girl of 15 years old!! Was not because of my mon, she even knows that I'm with her!!! 
But I realice that is not too bad!!!
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ClarissaMach
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| Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:23 am Post subject: |
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| Bob S. wrote: |
| ClarissaMach wrote: |
There's a very interesting joke about it, I'll try to translate:
The man thought... and thought... and thought again about the way each one of them had spent the money. He finally made his decision.
He married the one with bigger butts. |
The American version of the joke ends:
He married the one with the bigger boobs. |
I knew it! There might be slightly local differences, but men are all the same no matter which part of the Globe you're at!!!
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ad-miral
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| I knew it! There might be slightly local differences, but men are all the same no matter which part of the Globe you're at!!! |
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Well... I'm so sad because nothing happen with the girl that I said, but I begin something with a girl of 15 years old!! Was not because of my mon, she even knows that I'm with her!!!
But I realice that is not too bad!!! |
Rogerlz, it's wonderful that you realized the problem! I'm happy. Have fun with her, but be sure that she looks hot, because I think looking hot is an important aspect.
However, if you have a nice girlfriend who doesn't look nice, you will think: "Oh she is so nice but what a pity that she doesn't look a little better."
If she looks good, than she is the one you searched for. Try to have fun with her, if it doesn't function, then forget her, you have done nothing wrong with her.
But if you have a girlfriend who is more than the one you searched for, a girl more than in your dreams, then you have found the right one. |
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beancurdturtle
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ClarissaMach, I think I love you honey. Well, I think I love Redrose too.
Oh my! Maybe I love too many people. Maybe I'm too old to love.
I'd better put some thought into this. 
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Rogerlz
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| I knew it! There might be slightly local differences, but men are all the same no matter which part of the Globe you're at!!! |
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Well... I'm so sad because nothing happen with the girl that I said, but I begin something with a girl of 15 years old!! Was not because of my mon, she even knows that I'm with her!!!
But I realice that is not too bad!!! |
Rogerlz, it's wonderful that you realized the problem! I'm happy. Have fun with her, but be sure that she looks hot, because I think looking hot is an important aspect.
However, if you have a nice girlfriend who doesn't look nice, you will think: "Oh she is so nice but what a pity that she doesn't look a little better."
If she looks good, than she is the one you searched for. Try to have fun with her, if it doesn't function, then forget her, you have done nothing wrong with her.
But if you have a girlfriend who is more than the one you searched for, a girl more than in your dreams, then you have found the right one. |
Thanks!!! for me she is hot!!! and I'm trying to have fun with her.... yesterday I saw the girl that is one year oldest than me, and I realize that I prefer too much her than the 15 years old girl 
I don't know what I can do!!! because by the another hand I like too much the girl of 15.... She is so cute!!!
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Rogerlz
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ClarissaMach, I think I love you honey. Well, I think I love Redrose too.
Oh my! Maybe I love too many people. Maybe I'm too old to love.
I'd better put some thought into this. |
Well I see that you love everybody!!!!
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beancurdturtle
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Well I see that you love everybody!!!! |
I think you're right.
Now I just need someone to love me back. 
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ad-miral
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Rogerlz. Maybe that's a bad tip, but that is what I would do in your situation: Chose the girl between them, who looks better.
If she will change her character from good to bad, then you can still change your girlfriend. If she will grow ugly, you can still change your girlfriend.
If you are someone who is idealist like me who wants to say: "I'm only searching for the best solution which seems possible for me", then I would wait. You are still young and don't have to think so much about it.
First, if you wait, you have possibility to meet a one who tops both of them.
Second, if you wait, you can decide better, which one you rather like to take.
Third, if you wait, maybe you can make both fighting for you, that's better than a movie. . |
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Rogerlz
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| Rogerlz wrote: |
Well I see that you love everybody!!!! |
I think you're right.
Now I just need someone to love me back.
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Hehehe!!! That is true... you can't do anything if nobody loves you!!!
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Rogerlz
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| Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:26 am Post subject: |
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| ad-miral wrote: |
Rogerlz. Maybe that's a bad tip, but that is what I would do in your situation: Chose the girl between them, who looks better.
If she will change her character from good to bad, then you can still change your girlfriend. If she will grow ugly, you can still change your girlfriend.
If you are someone who is idealist like me who wants to say: "I'm only searching for the best solution which seems possible for me", then I would wait. You are still young and don't have to think so much about it.
First, if you wait, you have possibility to meet a one who tops both of them.
Second, if you wait, you can decide better, which one you rather like to take.
Third, if you wait, maybe you can make both fighting for you, that's better than a movie. . |
Hhahaha!!! I like the third one, thats will be funny, the two girls fighting for me!!!
I will see how she changes... I hope that she becomes more pretty!!!
If I wait for a perfect girl I will never find her 
1-If she is pretty, the most of the times is stupid
2-If she is smarth, is difficult that she will be a prettty girl!!!
A beutifull girl the most of times are stupid!!! I hope that some day I can meet somebody pretty, intelligent, cute, and the most important thing, that she loves me!!!
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ad-miral
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If I wait for a perfect girl I will never find her 1-If she is pretty, the most of the times is stupid
2-If she is smarth, is difficult that she will be a prettty girl!!! A beutifull girl the most of times are stupid!!!
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that's wrong, because A isn't a condition of B, and B is illogical |
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Rogerlz
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If I wait for a perfect girl I will never find her 1-If she is pretty, the most of the times is stupid
2-If she is smarth, is difficult that she will be a prettty girl!!! A beutifull girl the most of times are stupid!!!
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that's wrong, because A isn't a condition of B, and B is illogical |
hehe!!! I was joking!!!
Of corse there are a lot of beutifull girls that are intelligent!!!
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ClarissaMach
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| ClarissaMach, I think I love you honey. Well, I think I love Redrose too. |
Me, and you, and RedRose... hum... do you really think you'd be prepared for that??? 
Wow, now I have something to think about the whole day...
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ad-miral
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| Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:17 am Post subject: |
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hehe!!! I was joking!!!
Of corse there are a lot of beutifull girls that are intelligent!!! |
I'm happy that it's only a joke! See I have a great love with my girlfriend, she is soo pretty, and so smart at the same time. And what am I? I think you have better standard than me, so don't end in self-pitying.
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| ClarissaMach, I think I love you honey. Well, I think I love Redrose too. |
Oh I have to learn a lot from you. Because it's very hard for me to think about "anygirl else" than Kathi my love.
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Me, and you, and RedRose... hum... do you really think you'd be prepared for that???
Wow, now I have something to think about the whole day... |
Please be prepared of what you say here at first, you have husband, children etc. and you are completely taken. "Every inch", as you say.
Of course he is prepared, but you are not, think about it first!
Well I haven't seen Kathi for a long time... She has so many things to do. I miss her a lot.
If I think about her, I think about money, and I realise that my financial income is not that high. Then I think about learning and finishing university as fast as possible... What a pressure... |
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