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RedRose Quiz's a Handsome Man
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beancurdturtle



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject: RedRose Quiz's a Handsome Man Reply with quote
One day RedRose met a handsome man on the street. Being a teacher, she cannot resist giving a short oral exam:

RedRose: "So tell me - do you know the difference between sex and a bowl of noodles?"

Handsome Man: "Sorry, no."

RedRose: "How would you like to go to lunch?"

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Where's RR?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Who's that handsome man? I guess, if RedRose meets that guy, she would get everthing straight, instead of asking something about noodles and sex Laughing Here is a conversation between Redrose and a handsome guy.

RedRose: So tell me, why do you always have a hungry look on your face? Is something wrong with you?

The handsome guy: I don't think I look hungry, actually, I feel scared of you. Because everytime you meet me, you always stare at me as if you could see through my clothes. that really scares me.

RedRose: What do you mean by "see through your clothes"?

The handsome guy: simply I mean, when you look at me, you seem always to be picturing I am naked Razz

Redrose: you got it! my eyes are like X-ray that can make handsome men look naked, anytime. but you are the only exception. Why are you always wearing a thong anyway? when will you take off your darling thong?

The handsome guy: Oh my god!! How do you know I am wearing a thong? Have you put a video camera in my house?

RedRose: I told ya that my eyes are like X-ray. you silly guy! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I guess I'll have to wear lead underwear if I ever visit you. Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
turtle wrote:
RedRose: "How would you like to go to lunch?"

Sorry I haven't understood this joke.

Dixie wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Where's RR?

I also thought of this.


A specific guy asks a pharmacist: "I need nuts varnish."
The pharmacist asks: "What's a nuts varnish?"
"I don't know. But my specific doctor said, my cholesterol level is too high, so I should drop the eggs."
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
beancurdturtle wrote:
I guess I'll have to wear lead underwear if I ever visit you. Shocked


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Laughing Laughing You're hilarious!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



Hey now Dixie, see the bear?

He just ditched lead underwear.

Confused

Holy Cow! That rhymes.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
beancurdturtle wrote:



Hey now Dixie, see the bear?

He just ditched lead underwear.

Confused

Holy Cow! That rhymes.


Oh beancurdturtle, you look good in white!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dixie wrote:

Oh beancurdturtle, you look good in white!

I should. And since it's the color for purity and virginity - it's the color for me! Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
beancurdturtle wrote:

I should. And since it's the color for purity and virginity - it's the color for me! Embarassed


What a coincidence! That's RedRose's color, too!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dixie wrote:
beancurdturtle wrote:

I should. And since it's the color for purity and virginity - it's the color for me! Embarassed


What a coincidence! That's RedRose's color, too!


Come on! my color is transparent Exclamation Laughing when I do that bear dance, I always wear nothing Razz I think transparant would be a better color for purity and virginity Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
BTW, Turtle, what dose lead underwear look like? Could you please post a picture of lead underwear here? I wanna see...

If it looks sexy, ok you can wear it when visiting me, if not, you'd better wear a thong.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
RedRose wrote:
BTW, Turtle, what dose lead underwear look like?

You'd better wear a thong.

Honestly - I don't know what lead underwear looks like. And I'm not sure where to get a lead thong. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
beancurdturtle wrote:
Honestly - I don't know what lead underwear looks like. And I'm not sure where to get a lead thong. Laughing


You big fake Exclamation Evil or Very Mad
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girls don't need to have an x ray vision to see my body Laughing Mr. Green Very Happy Rolling Eyes
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