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ltp-008
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 Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject: A joke: A British gentleman |
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A joke: A British gentleman
A British gentleman and a French lady shared a same box on a train, and the French lady intended to seduce the British gentleman, so no sooner had she taken off her clothes and lain on her bed than she began to complained about how cold she was. The British gentleman gave his quilt to the lady, however the lady still constantly complained about how cold she was.
" How can I help you better? " , the British gentleman despondently said.
" My mother always made me warm by sleeping with me together when I was a child" , the lady said .
The British gentleman said: " Lady, I can't help you any more, I can't jump down the train to find your mother " .  |
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Dixie
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:23 am Post subject: |
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| Surreal, what a stupid guy! |
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pugachevV
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| But I think it's funny in English. |
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ad-miral
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Why stupid guy? I think he has done the right thing. I don't know where the fun is
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beancurdturtle
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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Ok.
It's funny - a little.
Personally I'd be careful as the British man. Any woman who takes off her clothes for strange men on a train will probably be carrying and affliction that I don't want to contract.
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ltp-008
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| beancurdturtle wrote: |
Ok.
It's funny - a little.
Personally I'd be careful as the British man. Any woman who takes off her clothes for strange men on a train will probably be carrying and affliction that I don't want to contract.
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I agree with you, this joke is a little funny, not much funny.
This joke also explains that men who understand the romantic about women are good guys, however men who don't undestand the romantic about women are better guys. |
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asterix
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| Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: |
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It's a joke that plays upon the reputation of the English for being cold fish.
Of course, it's not true about the English - they are very passionate about soccer. |
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RedRose
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:07 am Post subject: |
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Is Mr.Bean a British gentleman? I watched this movie before, I think Mr.Bean is funny and cute, and a little silly  |
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ltp-008
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| RedRose wrote: |
| Is Mr.Bean a British gentleman? I watched this movie before, I think Mr.Bean is funny and cute, and a little silly |
Maybe we should ask Mr. eddfx, he may know your answer. |
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asterix
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Rowan Atkinson is an English comedian. He was born in the North East of England. His parents were farmers.
He has played the part of Mr. Bean, and also Edmund Blackadder, but I thought he was at his best in "Not the Nine o'clock News". |
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RedRose
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:55 am Post subject: |
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| asterix wrote: |
Rowan Atkinson is an English comedian. He was born in the North East of England. His parents were farmers.
He has played the part of Mr. Bean, and also Edmund Blackadder, but I thought he was at his best in "Not the Nine o'clock News". |
asterix, Do you think Mr.Bean funny? I don't mean the actor Rowan Atkinson, I mean the charactor. many people think he is silly. but I like him  |
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beancurdturtle
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| RedRose wrote: |
| Do you think Mr.Bean funny? I don't mean the actor Rowan Atkinson, I mean the charactor. many people think he is silly. but I like him |
I think he is funny. He is silly too. But it's simple good humor.
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asterix
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| Sometimes Mr. Bean is too silly, but once he gets you laughing it's hard to stop. |
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RedRose
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| asterix wrote: |
| Sometimes Mr. Bean is too silly, but once he gets you laughing it's hard to stop. |
Yeah. and when British men are mentioned, we often think of Mr.Bean and Prince David Charles ：） I prefer Mr.Bean to prince Charles . Charles is a convervative man who married an awful-looking woman |
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Oriani
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: |
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| RedRose wrote: |
| asterix wrote: |
| Sometimes Mr. Bean is too silly, but once he gets you laughing it's hard to stop. |
Yeah. and when British men are mentioned, we often think of Mr.Bean and Prince David Charles ：） I prefer Mr.Bean to prince Charles . Charles is a convervative man who married an awful-looking woman |
Yes! I Agree! |
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