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Blossom



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Redrose

Because you are flirting with Bob.
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blossom wrote:
Redrose

Because you are flirting with Bob.


I can flirt with anyone I like Laughing
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Blossom



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And do.
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blossom wrote:
And do.


what do you mean?
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admiral



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

hey, let's be preventive and stop creating voltage, ok?
here we are all native and here should be no batch, right?
if a single touch of names creates anger that you can't save
how to wonder much about the opportunity given us by dave?

Laughing
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

admiral wrote:
Laughing

hey, let's be preventive and stop creating voltage, ok?
here we are all native and here should be no batch, right?
if a single touch of names creates anger that you can't save
how to wonder much about the opportunity given us by dave?

Laughing


what do u mean, boy? Wink
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admiral



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's the worst poem I have ever written
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

admiral wrote:
that's the worst poem I have ever written


do u wanna put it into our contest? Very Happy
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Michelle 1203



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Toilet Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
toilet

Toilet, dreamlike place!
where we can dump all garbage from our bodies!
when we come out from toilet,
we are so clean!

Toilet, a fabulous place!
where we can read a lot
where we can surf internet by a laptop,
where we can call our friends on phone,
where we can listen to romantic music
with our eyes closed....

Oh! great toilet!


what a fantastic place you are!!


Hi RedRose, Very Happy

You made an awesome poem.!
After reading this I have something to do on toilet not just dump all garbage form my body.
For me,toilet is a place where I can be alone.
Since I 'm living in a dorm I hard to find my place. Freinds and people are everwhere! Even in the shaweror bathroom, too.
I finally find a place to be alone. Exclamation
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Toilet Reply with quote

Michelle 1203 wrote:

Hi RedRose, Very Happy

You made an awesome poem.!
After reading this I have something to do on toilet not just dump all garbage form my body.
For me,toilet is a place where I can be alone.
Since I 'm living in a dorm I hard to find my place. Freinds and people are everwhere! Even in the shaweror bathroom, too.
I finally find a place to be alone. Exclamation


Oh! MyGod!!

Michelle 1203, you couldn't imagine how excited would be after reading your msg!! I am glad that my scatological poem is useful to you!

Thank you!
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Georgie



Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By such themes I always remember that guy who asked me "Excuse me, are you toilet?" later I found out that he wanted to say "Where is the toilet?"


I'm sorry but my name isn't Mr.Toilet!
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Georgie wrote:
By such themes I always remember that guy who asked me "Excuse me, are you toilet?" later I found out that he wanted to say "Where is the toilet?"


I'm sorry but my name isn't Mr.Toilet!


HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHA!

This's the most wonderful msg I have ever read so far!!!

Georgie, you are the King of humor!
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Georgie



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you.
It's a true story that guy really asked that.
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Infrared



Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Redrose, i can't tell you how pleased my toilet was when i read your poem to it.

Its time we all appreciate the services of toilet for the mankind. Imean think where would we go if we had no toilet??????
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Lorikeet



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of toilets....

http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/hometech/toilet.html
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