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ad-miral
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
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YMF: You must wear a burkah to hide your modesty.
RR: Hey, if Allah wanted me to hide my cleavage, He wouldn't have given me such big boobs! |
 esl cafe is the best, because of such postings
RR and Bob, how about coming to esl club? I can give you free mail addresses
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
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| Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Your Muslim Friend: To be a good Muslim, you must never steal (except from non-muslims).
RedRose: Okay, I can do that.
YMF: And you must never lie (except to non-muslims).
RR: Okay, I can do that.
YMF: And you must never kill (except non-muslims).
RR: No problem.
YMF: You must bow to Mecca 5 times a day.
RR: Oh, rediculous. I'm a busy working woman and have no time for that nonsense.
YMF: You must never eat pork.
RR: What? No way! I am not giving up my favorite steamed pork buns.
YMF: You must keep your head covered in public.
RR: That may be YOUR interpretation of the Koran, but not MINE.
YMF: You must wear a burkah to hide your modesty.
RR: Hey, if Allah wanted me to hide my cleavage, He wouldn't have given me such big boobs!
YMF: And you must be submissive to men.
RR: Men are deceitful lying rutting dogs, and the Rose does not submit to any man!
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That was exactly what MMF and I were talking about!!!! especially the pork one and the boobs one! 
About the Men are deceitful lying rutting dogs thing, the conversation was like this:
MMF: you can't cheat on your husband
RR: Not if he cheats on me.
MMF: you are supposed to do everything your husband demands.
RR: That's insane! I can't stand sexism anywhere, anytime!! if he forces me to do everything he likes, then the first thing I wanna do would be: to squeeze his balls to pieces!!
Where were you hiding at that moment? Bob???  why did you overhear our conversation so precisely??
Bob is a funny, popular American guy, I couldn't live without Bob!! |
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ad-miral
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| Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:32 am Post subject: |
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| Bob is a funny, popular American guy, I couldn't live without Bob!! |
well, I agree
it's so funny
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Bob S.
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Location: So. Cal
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| Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Where were you hiding at that moment? Bob??? why did you overhear our conversation so precisely?? |
If you look straight up with a telescope, you can see our super spy satellite. Smile for the camera! When we are not using it to look down the cleavage of pretty girls around the world (mmm, French nude beaches  ), we like to spy on your conversations. Unfortunately, the lip-reading and translation program does not work perfectly yet, so we have to guess at most of what you say. |
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
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| Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| If you look straight up with a telescope, you can see our super spy satellite. Smile for the camera! When we are not using it to look down the cleavage of pretty girls around the world (mmm, French nude beaches ), we like to spy on your conversations. Unfortunately, the lip-reading and translation program does not work perfectly yet, so we have to guess at most of what you say. |
I hope your super spy satellite won't work when I am having sex  |
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Bob S.
Joined: 29 Apr 2004
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Location: So. Cal
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:44 am Post subject: |
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| If you look straight up with a telescope, you can see our super spy satellite.. |
I hope your super spy satellite won't work when I am having sex |
What, are you kidding? Those are some of the most popular downloaded mpegs at the CIA web site! BTW, tell your friend to have a doctor take a look at that mole on the back of his neck. By the size and color, it looks like a melanoma. |
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beancurdturtle
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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Location: Southern California
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Thank goodness this thread degenerated from a religious dilemma into something more sensible like voyeurism. I'm not being sarcastic - I really mean it. I've been reading this and laughing my butt off.
I'm spiritual - after all, I am Pantheist. But I'm not religious. Religion is good for many people, and I respect everyone's right to choose and practice a faith. But it's not necessary.
Besides RedRose, you're too full of spunkiness to be a good devout religious women. To take the spunkiness out of you would be like taking the 臭 out of 臭豆腐. Anyone can eat 豆腐, but 臭豆腐 is special - a few people don't like it, but so many people love it.
Stay the way you are.
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
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Thank goodness this thread degenerated from a religious dilemma into something more sensible like voyeurism. I'm not being sarcastic - I really mean it. I've been reading this and laughing my butt off.
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I am laughing my butt off too!
Seriously, Turtle, I can turn any topic into a perverted one, like from religion into voyeurism. if you don't believe, just try one.
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| Besides RedRose, you're too full of spunkiness to be a good devout religious women. To take the spunkiness out of you would be like taking the 臭 out of 臭豆腐. Anyone can eat 豆腐, but 臭豆腐 is special - a few people don't like it, but so many people love it. |
Yeah, I am definitely a 臭豆腐。 so I wouldn't take the spunkiness out of me. I will stay as a 臭豆腐 forever.
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| Stay the way you are. |
I will.
PS: I wanted to write some comments on your MSN space, but I was demanded to register first, otherwise I might not make any comment there. how? I have a MSN space account already, why should I need to register once more?  |
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beancurdturtle
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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| PS: I wanted to write some comments on your MSN space, but I was demanded to register first, otherwise I might not make any comment there. how? I have a MSN space account already, why should I need to register once more? |
Just sign in with the same name and password you use for hotmail.
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�Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.�
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ad-miral
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank goodness this thread degenerated from a religious dilemma into something more sensible like voyeurism. |
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garfield_jesse
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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| Bob S. wrote: |
Your Muslim Friend: To be a good Muslim, you must never steal (except from non-muslims).
RedRose: Okay, I can do that.
YMF: And you must never lie (except to non-muslims).
RR: Okay, I can do that.
YMF: And you must never kill (except non-muslims).
RR: No problem.
YMF: You must bow to Mecca 5 times a day.
RR: Oh, rediculous. I'm a busy working woman and have no time for that nonsense.
YMF: You must never eat pork.
RR: What? No way! I am not giving up my favorite steamed pork buns.
YMF: You must keep your head covered in public.
RR: That may be YOUR interpretation of the Koran, but not MINE.
YMF: You must wear a burkah to hide your modesty.
RR: Hey, if Allah wanted me to hide my cleavage, He wouldn't have given me such big boobs!
YMF: And you must be submissive to men.
RR: Men are deceitful lying rutting dogs, and the Rose does not submit to any man!
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That was exactly what MMF and I were talking about!!!! especially the pork one and the boobs one!
About the Men are deceitful lying rutting dogs thing, the conversation was like this:
MMF: you can't cheat on your husband
RR: Not if he cheats on me.
MMF: you are supposed to do everything your husband demands.
RR: That's insane! I can't stand sexism anywhere, anytime!! if he forces me to do everything he likes, then the first thing I wanna do would be: to squeeze his balls to pieces!!
Where were you hiding at that moment? Bob??? why did you overhear our conversation so precisely??
Bob is a funny, popular American guy, I couldn't live without Bob!! |
. So funny!!!!
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