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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
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 Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:14 am Post subject: |
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| bud wrote: |
Red, ketchup (made from tomatoes) is pronounced just like "catch up" by many people. Some puns are very funny, but that one is a really, really bad pun.  (Thanks for a great example of a corny joke, Veravera!) |
ketchup and catch up, oh, really a pun. now I get it! thanks again, bud.
and Admiral, that's a great joke, but not a porn one |
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bud
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
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Location: New Jersey, US
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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Red, maybe you'll like this one:
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It�s Keith, the midget." |
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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| bud wrote: |
Red, maybe you'll like this one:
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It�s Keith, the midget." |
Sorry, I didn't get it. probably due to my lack of American culture. what's that about? |
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Veravera
Joined: 10 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| I think it's about the same place as ad-miral mentioned in the porn joke. |
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bud
Joined: 09 Mar 2003
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Location: New Jersey, US
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:17 am Post subject: |
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| Veravera wrote: |
| I think it's about the same place as ad-miral mentioned in the porn joke. |
Very well said! |
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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God!! this joke is sooooo funny!! now I get it. I am dying of laughing!
and yes, it's a porn joke |
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