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RedRose



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lorikeet wrote:
He didn't say boobs. He said bre@sts.... chicken bre@sts


what's bre@sts? didn't he mean "chicken bre-asts"?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
Lorikeet wrote:
He didn't say boobs. He said bre@sts.... chicken bre@sts


what's bre@sts? didn't he mean "chicken bre-asts"?

I meant chicken bre-asts, yes.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

beancurdturtle wrote:
what's bre@sts? didn't he mean "chicken bre-asts"?

I meant chicken bre-asts, yes.[/quote]

Real chickens don't have any bre-asts, do they? and Boobs=bre-asts, isn't it?

I guess Lori didn't get this point Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My chickens became so popular Very Happy
beancurdturtle must be proud because he has a complete thread for him (even though now the thread is about my hot chicks) Laughing and all because red rose appreciates him very much... or maybe it is love Embarassed

beancurdturtle wrote:
Here it is:
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THIS KIND OF PICS!!! there are kids seeing this post!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chicken don't have boobs! Maaan RedRose you are so old and you don't know this? Human, tiger etc are mammals, but chicken, swans etc are poultries! Does a tiger come from an egg? Or does a chicken have a belly button?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
Real chickens don't have any bre-asts, do they?
No!!! they are birds!!!

RedRose wrote:
and Boobs=bre-asts, isn't it?
Yep it is, just write it in a search engine and you can se a lot (:
hoshi wrote:
just write it in a search engine and you can se a lot (:

P.S. beancurdturtle is going to do that Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hoshi wrote:
RedRose wrote:
and Boobs=bre-asts, isn't it?
Yep it is, just write it in a search engine and you can se a lot (:
hoshi wrote:
just write it in a search engine and you can se a lot (:

P.S. beancurdturtle is going to do that Rolling Eyes

I told you! Evil or Very Mad
I am a gentleman turtle. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hoshi wrote:
just write it in a search engine and you can se a lot (:
P.S. beancurdturtle is going to do that Rolling Eyes


I did Exclamation

Good! so many great boobs! Laughing however, any boobs can't turn me on at all.

Take a look at this one. isn't it funny?
http://enresinados.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/boobs.jpg
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing this is pornography dear rr, please remove it Laughing Laughing Laughing Oh don't ask whether I'm turned on, I haven't looked at it!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:

Take a look at this one. isn't it funny?
http://enresinados.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/boobs.jpg

I can't see it. Maybe the US government blocked it. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

beancurdturtle wrote:

I told you! Evil or Very Mad
I am a gentleman turtle. Razz

I know you are a gentleman turtle Very Happy

RedRose wrote:


conversation one

RedRose: Turtle, nice to meet you here. I just got disconnected. Sometimes MSN works like sh-it!
Turtle: Yeah, that happens. MSN sucks.
RedRose: I heard that Bill Gate is responsible for MSN, maybe someday I will go to US to give Bill Gates a big F-uck.
Turtle: Don't give it to Bill Gates, give me one instead.

Hey guys do you know about the story of the word F-uck???

Long time ago in England the people couldn't have sex without the permission of the king (unless the couple that was having sex were part of the king's family) so when the people wanted to have a baby they had to ask for the permission of the king who gave them a badge which they had to put in the outside part of the house while they were having sex Shocked
The badge said: "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.-K.)
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hoshi wrote:
Hey guys do you know about the story of the word F-uck???

Long time ago in England the people couldn't have sex without the permission of the king (unless the couple that was having sex were part of the king's family) so when the people wanted to have a baby they had to ask for the permission of the king who gave them a badge which they had to put in the outside part of the house while they were having sex Shocked
The badge said: "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.-K.)


Hahahaha!!! that's soooooo funny! people had to ask for permission from the king for sex??? I bet the king must have been VERY BUSY!!! if I had been one of those people in England, I would have moved to the capital and lived right near the palace, so that I could have asked for the permission from the king more conveniently Laughing Laughing

And Fornication was a funny expression for sex Laughing Laughing

Thank you hoshi for the interesting story!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:

Hahahaha!!! that's soooooo funny! people had to ask for permission from the king for sex???

funny right?
RedRose wrote:
I bet the king must have been VERY BUSY!!! if I had been one of those people in England, I would have moved to the capital and lived right near the palace, so that I could have asked for the permission from the king more conveniently Laughing Laughing

hahaha

RedRose wrote:
Thank you hoshi for the interesting story!!!

interesting and real... Wink
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