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What's the silliest question you've heard ever?
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CP wrote:
RedRose wrote:
The silliest question I've heard is:

what's the meaning of life?

The second silliest question is: Do you love me?

I guess your answer to the second question was, "If you are my friend, YES, but if you are my enemy, YES."


OMG! you know that much about me, no wonder you are my type Embarassed
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CP



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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, and you are my type: cute, sassy, funny, smart, daring. But then that is everyone's type, so no wonder you have any boyfriend you want, including the famous Beancurd Turtle.
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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ad-miral



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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CP wrote:
Well, and you are my type: cute, sassy, funny, smart, daring. But then that is everyone's type, so no wonder you have any boyfriend you want, including the famous Beancurd Turtle.

so mr.turtle maybe you should hurry up a little, in the free market economy, only the one who gives the best offer survives.
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Competition is healthy in a free market. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

of course, but Laughing if you don't hurry up, your customer will buy the product from other hosts
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The customer doesn't want to buy. She just wants to squeeze the fruit to see if it's fresh.

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a golden rule of the business language: The marketing never knows the true intentions of the customer.
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hoshi



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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I work in telemarketing and I would say "The customer never knows the true intentions of the marketing"
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

beancurdturtle wrote:
The customer doesn't want to buy. She just wants to squeeze the fruit to see if it's fresh.

Very Happy

what??? what do you want to squeeze to see if I am fresh?? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
beancurdturtle wrote:
The customer doesn't want to buy. She just wants to squeeze the fruit to see if it's fresh.

Very Happy

what??? what do you want to squeeze to see if I am fresh?? Twisted Evil

I'm not the customer. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

beancurdturtle wrote:
RedRose wrote:
beancurdturtle wrote:
The customer doesn't want to buy. She just wants to squeeze the fruit to see if it's fresh.

Very Happy

what??? what do you want to squeeze to see if I am fresh?? Twisted Evil

I'm not the customer. Very Happy

But you do wanna squeeze something.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
But you do wanna squeeze something.

Bring it on baby!

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Leon Young



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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

are you goning to have lunch?when i was at cafeteria.and i will ask the silly quetion too.
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