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[MordantEagle]

Why women cry?

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he asked God. He said, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

" When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."


from my e-mail


Hope u will like it


Regards



cute_girl
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Funny **English** sms


You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
and I am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always
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?What L O V E stands for
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
...E = End of life
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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
...and even if mended
!!!a crack is always there
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,When Nights are long & Friends are few
.I sit by my Window & think of u
.a silent whisper a silent tear
.with all my Heart i wish you were here
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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
.coz broken hearts have no spare parts
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Most people walk in and out of your life
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart
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Good FRIENDS are hard to find
harder to leave
and impossible to forget
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.Don't frow
.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
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When it hurts to look back
and you're scared to look ahead
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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...When u feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
...But don't make this a habit
!!Coz liars go to hell
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.One day Love and friendship met
?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good
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If you love someone, put her name in a circle
instead of a heart, because hearts can break
but circles go on forever
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If all my friends were to jump off age
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart
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Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled
I wish your day is full of SMILE
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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
...just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart
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Karam













live is very short

they say it takes aminute


to find aspecial person

an hour to appreciate them

aday to love them

but then an entire life

to forget them
this phrase to the pepole

you,ll never forget

it,s short message

to let them know

that you,ll never forget them

please don,t forget me


We talk about the little things
in life that change from day to day
We take a moment here or there
for a chance to say "hey"

We share our little secrets
exchange our little jokes
We discuss our desires,
Our most cherished dreams and goals.

You know so much about me,
And I so much about you
We have a simple connection called friendship,
We are everyday friends
The kind that sit and talk
About life's big and little moments,
Or nothing at all.

~Thank you for being my everyday friend


If you need someone
to confide in,
you can come to me.

If you need someone
to advise you,
you can come to me.

If you need someone
to share with you,
you can come to me.

If you need someone,
who cares about you,
you can come to me.

If you need someone,
to support you,
you can come to me.

If you need someone,
to cry with,
you can come to me.

If you need someone,
to laugh with,
you can come to me.

If you need someone
to guide you,
you can come to me.

You can always
come to me,
because I love you,
and I'll always
be here for you
as a parent
and a friend

[coke7590]

MordantEagle thz i like the sms more
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my eng not well
if have any wrong... plz teach me..THZ