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[MordantEagle]

Funny English SMS
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
and I am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always
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?What L O V E stands for
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
...E = End of life
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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
...and even if mended
!!!a crack is always there
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,When Nights are long & Friends are few
.I sit by my Window & think of u
.a silent whisper a silent tear
.with all my Heart i wish you were here
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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
.coz broken hearts have no spare parts
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Most people walk in and out of your life
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart
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Good FRIENDS are hard to find
harder to leave
and impossible to forget
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.Don't frow
.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
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When it hurts to look back
and you're scared to look ahead
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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...When u feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
...But don't make this a habit
!!Coz liars go to hell
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.One day Love and friendship met
?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good
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If you love someone, put her name in a circle
instead of a heart, because hearts can break
but circles go on forever
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If all my friends were to jump off age
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart
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Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled
I wish your day is full of SMILE
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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
...just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart
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